You know it's going to be a long night when your crowd makes you feel like you work at Applebees.
Regulars: Guest who are convinced that you actually give a fuck about them. This can also lead to regulars beleiving they can tip bad.
Fathers Day is over!!! Lets get fucked up...not like tipsy fucked up...but like wake up in a field fucked up... #fathersday #serverproblems
When you wake up pregnant, I wonder if you can go after Jack Daniels Honey for child support?
@JayPorks @Server__Probs @ShitServersSay is murder legal in your state?
You know what your managers drive...enough said. #vehicleonflats
Forgot to set an alarm...yet still woke up in time for the lunch shift...my body hates me...
This douche just told me I needed a new job...I told him I wholeheartedly agreed. #serverproblems #bartenderproblems #overit
Considering bringing Benadryl to work to slip into kids drinks so they will fall asleep and shut the hell up...maybe the parents too.
I'm going to open a bar where ordering an "adios motherfucker" triggers a trap door filled with alligators
Dont get me wrong I love my Mama...BUT FUCK THIS DAY!!!!
Do I have any super smart followers? If so plz explain 2 me why black people love strawberry lemonade so damn much. #curious #serverproblems
The next time Captain Steroid sits at my bar Im takin a shot each time he calls me "bro" "brozie" or "dude"...drunk in the 1st five minutes.
"Whats my speciality?" Making it through a 9 hour shift without smacking someone, but I doubt that's what you meant.
I sincerely apologize for not carrying smirnoff ice...but this is a legit restaurant...not a sorority party. #serverproblems #seriously?
Ur not comin back?? is it christmas already???? #serverproblems #whocares #thankyou
"I'm never coming back here" is definitely not the threat you want it to be.
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