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@sharkcrow

teacher. mama. procrastinator. writer. daydreamer. bossyboots.

Let’s see if year 10 can find this during our social media unit. Hi guys! 👋


The feels when your Paw Patrol / Blaze / cartoon obsessed kid happily sits and watches Harry Potter with you. 😍


This week one of my 15 year old students ate an A4 sheet of paper in protest to my unreasonable request he copy something down. #teacherlife


Catch 22: student work too short. Less time marking for me, but means they didn't do it right!! #TeacherLife


Simile of the day! "My sister is like a nit, not wanting to come off my head." #TeacherLife #markingwoes #English #simile


Looking forward to the day when the smell of baby vom is a distant memory


And.... My classroom smells like poo


Ice really and truly tears families apart.


I have to teach maths tomorrow morning. Kill me now.


And now we are without power until 3:30pm TOMORROW. Think I might just go to bed!!


@crankypants81 😐 I don't miss it. I miss some of you guys, but not missing the sport at all 😕


For the record, I don't believe in 'good' clothes. He's a kid. Shit gets dirty!


People will criticise ANYTHING. Receiving lots of 'helpful' comments - apparently $5 shorts and $10 Tshirt are 'too good' for daycare 🙄


If they don't stab us first


I envision the people on either side of us demanding to be moved.


The only seats available on my flight tomorrow (travelling alone with a 10 month old) are middle seats. 😂 thanks @VirginAustralia


Child.... It's midnight and I'm old. It isn't party time!!!!


8am may seem early for a nap, but the kid insists on getting up at 5am. I need a sanity break!


I get it @FastwayCouriers - you're busy. But 2 days late on a Sydney to Sydney delivery and you can't give me an ETA? 😡


I can't actually remember what my ATAR (or TER or UAI or whatever it was in 1998) was.


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