Michelle Maenpaa
@shellkratz
A ship in harbor is safe. But that is not what ships are made for.
You might like
Kiddo wore clothes that weren’t stained to daycare for the first time since he started feeding himself (4+ months ago) but only because it’s a new season and he’s a #growingboy so his summer clothes are brand new. #averageparent
Our house is the cleanest it has been in quite some time. Why? You ask. The cleaners are coming tomorrow.
If anyone needs to feel better about their parenting today: I dropped my kid’s toothbrush behind the toilet, tried to sanitize it in boiling water but ended up melting it to the pot. Good thing the kid only has 6 teeth and we suck at remembering to use it anyways.
What is the name for that universal law that states ‘kids only get sick and need a doctor when the pediatrician’s office is closed’? #parenting
The only time one can get excited about long @Costco gas lines is when you are trying to keep that car nap going as long as possible. #momlife
I swear the slowest animal on earth is our pup during her last potty break before bed. She would give a sloth a run for its money. 🙄
I support car seat safety and all but was it really necessary to design them to be the perfect position that as soon as you strap the baby in they poop...and it will most likely be a blowout, like everytime?
Ugg boots are about the only thing that fit my pregnant swollen feet... Me: rawr, even my Ugg boots are getting snug now Hubs: you mean they should be called snuggs? Me: 🤦🏻♀️ #pregnantwife #pregnancyproblems
We ended up getting to the airport early enough to just figure it out. Thanks anyways. #stilldelayed #delayedmore
@DeltaAssist having some app/flight problems and no one is answering the help line...recs?
Two weeks later and I am finally ready to deal with @Delta after their horrible screw up and I can't find the correct number to call!
#Innovations14 is almost here! I still have to finish my western wear outfit, crunch time!
Bringing in a little Spring. @shellkratz instagram.com/p/lvR_0eLTlj/
Darn! So excited about the free JT concert but we are wait listed for tickets :( #1iotaRocks
Second time requesting info on @Delta skymiles name changes. Let's hope it works this time.
What a beautiful weekend for a half marathon in our Nation's Capitol! #werundc @KateLarson12 @KaitlynDennihy @ChelseaSmith315
United States Trends
- 1. #WWENXT N/A
- 2. Baker N/A
- 3. #RHOSLC N/A
- 4. Grassley N/A
- 5. McDaniel N/A
- 6. Andruw Jones N/A
- 7. All 20 N/A
- 8. #TheRookie N/A
- 9. Meredith N/A
- 10. Beltran N/A
- 11. #StarSearch N/A
- 12. #HighPotential N/A
- 13. Justin Jones N/A
- 14. Hall of Fame N/A
- 15. Eli Knight N/A
- 16. SAVE Act N/A
- 17. Stephon Castle N/A
- 18. Jaida Parker N/A
- 19. Kent State N/A
- 20. Maxey N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.