Constantly stuck between ”what’s the point of it all?” and “I’m so grateful to be existing”
To my neighbor who has been blasting “thank u, next” all night: who hurt you
My upstairs neighbors are always doing 1 of the following 3 activities, no matter the hour of the day: 1. Stomping/jumping 2. Hammering nails into the wall 3. Blasting music with heavy bass on their speakers... only a matter of time b4 I use the broom y’all
retweet if you’re one of those wild ones who doesn’t get off the iced coffee train in december
Funny when someone thinks they’re punishing me by ignoring me, jokes on you this is exactly what I want pls continue to leave me alone 🙂👍🏻
Let me just say @NUCARRENTALS at #LAX is the worst car rental experience... difficult to find (located in a hotel), need to hold $500 on your CC for a 1 day rental, need all your insurance policy details to decline their insurance 🙄 just pay a little more & go somewhere else
When my boss asks for volunteers to stay late
these crossed paws. are no accident. i’m feeling fancy
I want to get Lucy a sibling, but Lucy is just such a perfect dog that I KNOW the next one will be an absolute devil
I’ve been informed it’s not “skinny pop” if I keep eating the whole bag in one sitting
All I want is *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* you and your beautiful soul
Age 20: I can't wait to be out in the real world! Age 26:
Proof that social media can be a good thing sometimes
My dog just allowed me to dremel her nails without a fight or fuss and I need to tweet about it to anyone who will read it because this is what I care about now
How about a dating app that tells us whether someone eats like a normal person on Sunday? Eats a sensible breakfast, lunch, and dinner instead of one huge Chinese food delivery that makes them full until Tuesday? Swipe. Left.
Babysitting and I just said “the Netflix”. I’m officially old 👵🏼
thinking about camomile tea: oh yeah i love it, the calming drink actually drinking camomile tea: the hot hay water has not relaxed me
United States トレンド
- 1. Robert Duvall N/A
- 2. Lonesome Dove N/A
- 3. Girona N/A
- 4. Pawtucket N/A
- 5. Apocalypse Now N/A
- 6. Kounde N/A
- 7. Barcelona N/A
- 8. The Godfather N/A
- 9. Dogs N/A
- 10. The Apostle N/A
- 11. The Great Santini N/A
- 12. Lamine N/A
- 13. Tyra N/A
- 14. Open Range N/A
- 15. Tender Mercies N/A
- 16. Secondhand Lions N/A
- 17. Joan Garcia N/A
- 18. Days of Thunder N/A
- 19. Tyreek Hill N/A
- 20. Tom Hagen N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.