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@shellsyeahh

I'm the funniest person I know.

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I wish I could put my memories into a jar to look back on as clearly as the day they happened.

shellsyeahh's tweet image. I wish I could put my memories into a jar to look back on as clearly as the day they happened.

Sometimes I think about how my daughter is close to the same age I was when I wanted to run away from home.. scary to realize just how young I was.


Whoops. Forgot Twitter existed again. Not that anyone cares.


Apparently not everyone knows this.. so you know how you turn your high beams on and leave them on when there are other cars driving towards you on the road? That's fucked up, and you're stupid. Stop it.


The fact that my guinea pigs can tell who to beg for treats by the sound of their footsteps still trips me out. #guineapig


I do drink water.. I just prefer it heated and filtered through my coffee pot first..


My husband told me his coworker was going to comicon.. so I convinced him to buy us tickets too. #comicon


When people don't realize you grew up in the Myspace/Tumblr days and try to insult you on Instagram. 😂 #whohurtyou


My kind of problem solving is getting a tattoo of my biggest fear so I have to look at it every day. #inktherapy


Does drinking half a bottle of water right before your appointment allow you to tell your doctor that yes, you do drink water? #askingforafriend


Is Twitter still that place that everyone logs every thought from their day? Or is it cooler now? #dontfollowme


When you're better at taking care of your kids than you are at taking care of yourself.. #mommyissues #selfcare


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