shellthings's profile picture. Boy mom, beach girl, bookworm, ball games. Juggling (never balancing) parenting and work while trying not to lose myself along the way.

Shell Things

@shellthings

Boy mom, beach girl, bookworm, ball games. Juggling (never balancing) parenting and work while trying not to lose myself along the way.

Pretty sure Belly just challenged @Febreze_Fresh to prove they really work. #tsitpseason3


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Middle school math teacher moving to high school. Would appreciate any help! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls… #clearthelist


I'm attending the 2024 Make Math Moments Virtual Summit from @makemathmoments #mmmsummit2024 RT if you think others will find this helpful 🙌 summit.makemathmoments.com #mmmsummit2024


Jack is headed to college next month. Sharing his wishlist. Surely someone I know wants to get him that Taylor Swift flag. Though he'd appreciate anything! Thanks in advance! 🩷 amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

shellthings's tweet image. Jack is headed to college next month. Sharing his wishlist. Surely someone I know wants to get him that Taylor Swift flag. Though he'd appreciate anything! Thanks in advance! 🩷 amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

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Nothing screams “you don’t know shit” like the suicide of a really “happy looking” person. RIP Twitch


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My best friend just got treated poorly and broke up w her bf and he forgot she’s logged into his espn and now she’s dropping every player on his fantasy teams and picking up free agents


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This cracks me up I just imagine a whole ass board of directors discussing what their next tweet should be,and some intern rolls a white board into the conference room,and he dramatically unveils the companies next tweet:“Fuck” Silence sweeps over the board room Executives cheer


Whoa. I really used to tweet a LOT.


Occasionally, I remember I have a Twitter account. #TwoTweetsAYearKeepsMyProfileActiveRight


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Pewpewlasercraft.com @Lizz_Porter could use a #ColbertSmallBizzBump - 1 year after buying dream home lost everything in California river fires, and every sale helps! #womanowned #SmallBusiness great #customizedgifts and #novelties


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November is National Gratitude Month! Instead of being sharing thanks and #gratitude only on Thanksgiving, let's share all month long. What's one thing that you're grateful for today?

Honeycomblux's tweet image. November is National Gratitude Month! Instead of being sharing thanks and #gratitude only on Thanksgiving, let's share all month long.

What's one thing that you're grateful for today?

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Watching #BRIDGERTON for the plot The plot👇


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I tuned into Twitter at the right time to see all the Cindy Lauper tweets #RockinEve


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The Oxford comma is important and necessary.

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Remember when we used to use Twitter to chat with friends and even meet people? #IAmOld


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