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My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

MattCartoonist's tweet image. My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph

Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints

Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

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Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week.


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Announcing Sebastian Moore as our candidate for Gorton & Denton. Our North West Chair, Sebastian has spent several years building our presence across the region and has made Manchester his home since returning from working abroad. He had previously stood in Manchester Central…

SDPhq's tweet image. Announcing Sebastian Moore as our candidate for Gorton & Denton.

Our North West Chair, Sebastian has spent several years building our presence across the region and has made Manchester his home since returning from working abroad. 

He had previously stood in Manchester Central…

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Who said cancel culture is real? In Britain, you can have been jailed for being a terrorist and still stand in an election. birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-…


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This is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣


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when Kyle Rittenhouse went to the police to explain what had just happened one of them maced him the officer of course faced no consequences for this

The moral is don't be like the two complete dumbasses. Be like Kyle be smart.

OrionRizzu1682's tweet image. The moral is don't be like the two complete dumbasses. 
Be like Kyle be smart.


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Toddler Rushes To Save Mom From Having To Use Bathroom Alone buff.ly/xGThgl5

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Again they lose their collective minds. Amelia cannot have been created by English people ripping Government propaganda to shreds. No it’s foreign deep fake disrupters. Marvellous.

LBC has found out about Amelia. The result is even more desperate, sweaty and tragic than you could have imagined.



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This is going to be good.

“This is evil.” Join us tonight for our conversation with American director and Daily Wire co-founder @JeremyDBoreing. Watch the full episode tonight, Wednesday, January 28th, at 7PM UK | 2PM ET on YouTube, Facebook and X.



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If you love Morrissey, you’ll love the BBC sitcom ‘Early Doors’ Written by @PhilMealey and Craig Cash Previously recommended on our podcast and great to see so much love for it over the last 24 hours


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**NEWS** I'm delighted to report that 'Geoff Norcott's Working Men's Club' is returning for a second series on BBC sounds. Another dive / comedy belly-flop into the complex world of masculinity.

GeoffNorcott's tweet image. **NEWS**

I'm delighted to report that 'Geoff Norcott's Working Men's Club' is returning for a second series on BBC sounds.
Another dive / comedy belly-flop into the complex world of masculinity.

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"The inflation of ground rents has been a national disgrace. Britons who saved for years to buy their home have been pushed to financial ruin by predatory rent-seekers." - @WilliamClouston The SDP calls for full abolition of residential ground rents. Labour's £250 cap is a…


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The fear that dare not speak its name. A must-watch.

“It invites people to kill you.” On this week’s episode of That’s Debatable!, @_ConnieShaw sits down with GB News national reporter and investigative journalist Charlie Peters. @CDP1882 has extensively covered the grooming gangs scandal, despite facing accusations of…



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Tesco got caught lying about food waste by 27 percentage points - and you paid higher prices for their "sustainability" fraud. But the scandal goes deeper: they're binning perfectly good British produce while charging you £1 billion to cover it. Here's what the supermarkets don't…


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“It invites people to kill you.” On this week’s episode of That’s Debatable!, @_ConnieShaw sits down with GB News national reporter and investigative journalist Charlie Peters. @CDP1882 has extensively covered the grooming gangs scandal, despite facing accusations of…


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The incomparable @scottcapurro is headlining our next Comedy Unleashed gig in London on February 10th. “When it comes to stretching stand-up comedy’s boundaries, Scott Capurro really does go much, much deeper than the rest” - The Scotsman 🎟️👉 tinyurl.com/3rym489p

andrewdoyle_com's tweet image. The incomparable @scottcapurro is headlining our next Comedy Unleashed gig in London on February 10th.

“When it comes to stretching stand-up comedy’s boundaries, Scott Capurro really does go much, much deeper than the rest”
- The Scotsman

🎟️👉 tinyurl.com/3rym489p

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I’ve lived in such denial. I skirted around it, turned a blind eye and now I’ll be damned. I’ve had enough of pretending. I’m off to google what an Overton Window is and if it comes in double-glazed. Then I’ll likely order some for the downstairs. So…


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It should be a criminal offence if you haven't seen this 👇🏼 12 episodes of pure joy!

ThebfgGazza's tweet image. It should be a criminal offence if you haven't seen this 👇🏼 12 episodes of pure joy!

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nothing that is happening in Minnesota comes close to all the bullshit that law enforcement pulled during COVID


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It’s never been forgotten, if you know you know. #totheregiment @PhilMealey

mark_caveney's tweet image. It’s never been forgotten, if you know  you know. 
#totheregiment 
@PhilMealey

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