The Devops Hipster
@shitstack72says
My terminal is open and I'm working!
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Makes my job easy. I just have to retweet his shit.
Current Status: Removing the need for sentry by combining LogStash groks and PagerDuty output :)
If I can just CMI the AMI and connect the IAM on AWS, then I think I’m all set!
I have 70 Kafka clusters connected to MongoDB pumping out messages, all being monitored in Kibana. Except my Database is empty! WTF.
I’m ACTUALLY thinking of porting Ansible to .NET. Windows really needs a better automation story. Now with ScriptCS I can code in terminal
Docker Orchestration? I don’t need orchestration. I AM THE ORCHESTRATION. Nothing pumps through my containers without me knowing it.
I’m going to be deploying in Style….yeah baby!
Nice - just got an upgrade from Business Class to First Class on @British_Airways going back to London :)
Look at my terminal. Now look at me. Are your deployments like mine? No. But they can be. I’m writing Ansible scripts. Riding a Whale.
Rolling patches like a boss. 1 million machines from my wristwatch
I was releasing last night. From my phone. In bed. After a kebab.
Nobody uses Kafka nowadays. You use ZooKeeper to connect to Kafka.
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