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Ryan Matura

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There is a big difference between "there", "they're" and "their".. Please make an extra note of it during finals week


Lets get fucked up this weekend before we get fucked over by finals


The health center needs to start offering xanax for all of you that can't keep your shit together


It's beer time, bitches


What is with SHU sending all of these emails on a Saturday #leavemealone not interested in classical music EVER


Let the adderall induced mayhem begin


Praying for all those affected by the bombing at the Boston marathon, another unnecessary tragedy #prayforboston


Easy skinny chicks who call themselves fat because they ate a burger & a fry. The rest of us w/ beer guts & winter weight dont wanna hear it


There are some serious freaks up in this bitch today #yeahyouwiththedarkhair


See you bitches in the gutter of Fairfield ave this weekend


SCORED A PRIMO LIB SPOT #EATTHAT


I'm so Irish and wasted today on car bombs and Guinness 🍀


I'm a little confused as to when women's clothing became so dangerous.. Why all the spikes and studs???


I need some 16 handles.. STAT


I can't wait to see how tan everyone is tomorrow while I'm still just a pastey mess..


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People probably won't remember what you do or say, but they'll never forget that one time you banged a fatty.


Guess this beer gut is going to need a passport also for my trip to cancun


If you tweet, Instagram and Facebook the same picture you need to knock that shit off


News flash: no one cares what you got for valentines day. You all got the same flowers & chocolates.. Talk to me when you get a puppy or car


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