Shai
@shween
I’m a verbal processing extrovert that studies data science and thinks far too much
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Living with a partner is coming home to her having rearranged the entire house and then her being confused why I can’t find anything. Maybe that’s just me. But it happens to me often
I’ve never been one to eat much kimchi, but I decided to make a kimchi stew with 1.5 pounds of kimchi. I then ate the whole thing in 24 hours. I have now learned that you CAN overdose on kimchi. Please send best wishes.
I think Pete Buttigieg could save the Democratic Party and win the presidency in 4 years if he continues to debate in his is clear and level-headed way, and becomes straight and more racist
Talk about blurring lines… today I saw a guy in SF wearing a Kelce jersey and I can’t tell if he’s a football fan or just a swiftie
I love that all social rules around timeliness of drinking go out the window when traveling. Oh, it’s 5:30 am? Well I’m in the Centurion lounge so actually it’s time for a martini.
Partner at the airport: Do you want to grab a snack for later? So you don’t get hangry. Me: no no, I’ll be fine. 5 hours later *Me in the passport control line trying to will myself out of being hangry*
Apparently the biggest secret I’ve been holding is that I finished her chocolate bar a few days ago. She’s much more upset about the chocolate than the zit
The biggest secret I’m holding in my relationship right now is that I just popped the pimple that my partner has been waiting 4 days to pop.
The biggest secret I’m holding in my relationship right now is that I just popped the pimple that my partner has been waiting 4 days to pop.
We just need to invent a straw that lasts a little bit longer than 4 seconds but still less than a million years
Global travel tip: learn what the local word for Cilantro is, because it’s going to ruin your food regardless of the language
You know those days when you’re just like “ugh. I need new music to get excited about. I’m in a music slump”? Can we all just acknowledge that that’s prob going to be all of next year?
Is Chappell huge or is everyone I know just gay?
People often talk about how much alcohol gets consumed at a wedding. What they don’t talk often enough about is just how much alcohol gets consumed trying to plan a wedding.
I still haven’t forgiven U2 for putting their album on my phone without my permission #GRAMMYs
Complete this tweet I found in my drafts: “After hearing my partner on the phone with @TMobile customer support for 5 hours yesterday, …”
Tell me why I can eat out dairy at any restaurant, go to a music festival on tisha b’av, and go to bars on Shabbat, but when I find out the wedding suit I want is made from both wool and linen I feel like I’ve crossed a line.
“In my opinion, the use of the word ‘forever’ when it comes to a marriage, consciously or subconsciously, prioritizes length of a relationship over strength. And it implies failure if forever is not achieved” Wrote a blog. You should read it. shaiweener.wixsite.com/toomuchtoolitt…
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Please Don't Say Forever
Though well intentioned, when it comes to talking about our marriage, we find that avoiding absolute words like 'forever' brings more intentionality into what our relationship is on a day to day...
Why does it right now feel like in this society, Islamophobia and anti-semitism are negatively correlated? As if the way to make one better is to just make the other worse. Both are wrong. Both should be called out.
I deleted Instagram to avoid I/P things, but now I have nowhere to mindlessly scroll, so I wanted to ask my friends where they mindlessly scroll if not Instagram but the place I usually go to ask those types of questions are Instagram… so now I’m stuck on used-to-be Twitter
Find my friends is my mauraders map. Sometimes I use it to see who is nearby, and sometimes I just like to watch my friends pace back and forth in their apartments.
1/ Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are riding in convertibles and makin’ puppy eyes at each other But deep down you know there’s a competitive edge to this relationship So we broke down the stats. Who has performed better in NFL stadiums over their careers? Let’s find out.
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