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Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank? Sperm is handmade
Check out these celebrity cars! You'll never guess how much #3 costs.clnk.me/1wCBv -sp
What is the definition of wicker box? It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire.
Mom's have Mother's Day, father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
What's the definition of indefinitely? When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in...definitely!
Why do we have orgasms? How else would we know when to stop?
What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot? "How come?"
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
Why did God create you before me...?Because he wanted to create a SAMPLE, before creating a *MASTERPIECE*.
The new Acura MDX looks so roomy and sleek! Just might have to go for a test drive! goo.gl/8YYq0 - sp
How do you get 99 old ladies to say "f***" at the same time?Yell "Bingo!"
Why did Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling?He wanted to go where no man had ever gone before
What has orange hair, big feet, and comes out of a test tube?Bozo the clone
Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.Bartender says, "All right, I'll let ya stay---but don't start nuthin."
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?Because of his coffin
What do tornadoes, hurricanes and redneck divorces have in common?Someone's fixin' to lose a trailer home
What do you get when cross a godfather with a lawyer?An offer you can't understand
Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? He had low elf esteem
United States 트렌드
- 1. Dodgers N/A
- 2. #PowerForce N/A
- 3. Tariq N/A
- 4. #TheTraitorsUS N/A
- 5. Colton N/A
- 6. Tommy N/A
- 7. #DONTBEDUMB N/A
- 8. Jenard N/A
- 9. Mets N/A
- 10. World Series N/A
- 11. Gabe Vincent N/A
- 12. Hornets N/A
- 13. #LinglingXEucerinInMalaysia N/A
- 14. LINGLING EUCERIN ASEAN PST N/A
- 15. Baseball N/A
- 16. #TNAiMPACT N/A
- 17. Nobel Peace Prize N/A
- 18. Yankees N/A
- 19. Rocky N/A
- 20. Lamelo N/A
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