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Simon Solecki

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That was unexpected lmao

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The second little piggy after building his gaff

Can already tell Timber is insane wow



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🎁🎉 24 HOUR GIVEAWAY MADNESS! 🎁🎉 To celebrate the launch of Hearthstone TWIST today, I'm giving away THREE battle ready Twist Decks! - Rogue - Warrior - Demon Hunter To enter: ❤️ Like ✅ Follow ♻️ Retweet Good luck! 🤞

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To celebrate the launch of Hearthstone TWIST today, I'm giving away THREE battle ready Twist Decks!

- Rogue
- Warrior
- Demon Hunter

To enter:

❤️ Like
✅ Follow
♻️ Retweet

Good luck! 🤞

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🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨 Hearthstone Twist Battle Ready Decks courtesy of @PlayHearthstone! Preview Stream is TODAY! To enter: ✅Like ✅Retweet ✅Subscribe to youtube.com/c/MarkMcKz

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Hearthstone Twist Battle Ready Decks courtesy of @PlayHearthstone! Preview Stream is TODAY!

To enter:
✅Like
✅Retweet  
✅Subscribe to youtube.com/c/MarkMcKz

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Don't forget you can watch the full Taskbastard completely free on our YouTube channel! Here's @JamieHComedy doing something impressive.


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Good, I'm gay 😅

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Look no further.

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Can already tell Timber is insane wow



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Adversaries will include; - An American special forces agent who always calls our hero 'Redcoat' - Rasputin's secret great-granddaughter. - The French. Obviously. - Final boss is Prince William, who turns out to be a sleeper agent for the Duchy of Normandy.


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I assume the Coronation works by action-novel rules, and the first person to sit on the throne with the crown & the Stone of Destiny becomes King, so an SAS soldier with a mysterious past will spend the day battling foreign agents who have waited decades to steal the UK monarchy.


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I accidentally convinced my 7 y/o son that he was colourblind. His hamster died, so I bought a replacement that was black instead of brown. He got referred to an ophthalmologist for testing because he kept saying he was seeing colours incorrectly.


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i found out why no influencers are posting about the lush mario yellow question mark promotion

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Silence! You want die like last men visit Amazonia? What'd they die of? Crushed pelvises. #Futurama

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What'd they die of? 

Crushed pelvises.

#Futurama

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the chokehold linkin park had on 2000’s naruto amvs


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Went to a strangers house for a tinder hookup. He was delighted when I turned up without my knickers on under my dress. I didn't tell him I'd had to take off the tight shapewear bottoms I had been wearing because they were making me fart with every exhale


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Whenever I'm eating sprouts, I silently pretend I'm a giant eating tiny cabbages I've just stolen from the villagers' fields.


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THE QUEEN IS BEING REBOOTED SOMEONE STOP THEM.

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An emergency call: "Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!" Operator: "Where?" Caller: "No, a regular one!"


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odysseus: i'm leaving now. menelaus is in charge. i've left notes for each of you with instructions achilles: mine just says "achilles no" odysseus: and you can apply that to any situation


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