Simon Beattie
@simonbeatte
Carnwath, Scotland
Joined December 2015
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I just pulled the fucking taxi door off . Ffs
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When you wake up and realise you had a quality night last night only cause you've got loads ae selfies with just about every cunt...
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You haven't truly been out of your face until you wake up topless, on a bus, with two rabbits.
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When your gran tells your mum that she should have been swallowed because she's shouting at you 😂
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When you get exited about having long teaspoons because it's easier to stir your coffee
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My wee brother is genuinely a dumbass
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Lifes like a box of chocolate you never no wat your going to get" wat aload of bullshit if you buy a box of maltesers ur getin matlesers lad
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