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Simoncornball

@simoncornball

bag enthusiast, don’t care ask ur mother. burner account cry about it

Aye @grok spawn be in some bag and bad bitches for tonight we getting crunk


Very uncommon bond between the black folks and redneck mfs when it comes to pulling up to top golf to get shitty drinks and pretzel bites then proceed to miss the golf ball every swing and switch it up to angry birds mode


Fridays can’t get much better than this #vinnychase

simoncornball's tweet image. Fridays can’t get much better than this #vinnychase

Got head at the glory hole yesterday. It was awful turns out the chick had a cleft lip no wonder why there was no suction #wtf #huzz


Elf on a Tuesday while drinking a beer it don’t get any better


Logo maxing Oak Tree National VV and lulu try me tonight buddy

simoncornball's tweet image. Logo maxing Oak Tree National VV and lulu try me tonight buddy

Punk rock power hour with diamonds on my wrist it’s just better #lank #expand

simoncornball's tweet image. Punk rock power hour with diamonds on my wrist it’s just better #lank #expand

Oh what id do to be a chick finishing a week of classes and getting ready to go out to Italian touch… sike🫵😂 watch out ladies #lank #perv


Calm Sunday morning laundry, yes I’m better than you, yes I do bag get over it #Lank #gamble

simoncornball's tweet image. Calm Sunday morning laundry, yes I’m better than you, yes I do bag get over it #Lank #gamble

Simoncornball reposted

Simon Chad here, I grew up with no parents you know my story came out of the diesel. You shouldn’t be working on Sundays cause of football and nascar being on, that’s the shit Biden invented. Gota job for you at the truck center if you wanna work on some tires. Best regards Chad


Goddamnit I hate this being employed shit I just want to watch football all day, pissed mom n dad cut me off wtf


Sleep in until 12:15 come out and golf then place bets to sweat all night #lyfe #shrinkthegamr


Happy birthday to my favorite trucker and country music singer @67KennyP hope your birthday is filled with roller dogs Copenhagen and lot lizards


Birthdays are like a gift from god when it comes to sliding back in on old fine shyt


23 years old dropping a finsta dump as a male, hope your boyfriend likes it


Need me a goomah that’ll spoil me with money so I can buy my main lady some nice gifts this Holliday season


Simoncornball reposted

My buddy @bighunterMorris got a scoop and score today in the trucker 53u championship reminded me of Ray Lewis out there at Mike backer #Destroy #Fumblerooski


Place makes me feel like the man. Yea make my shit for me mf #hellyea

simoncornball's tweet image. Place makes me feel like the man. Yea make my shit for me mf #hellyea

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