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that tiktok/ig sound of the fangirling women and the man saying "ladies, ladies... leave me alone. I'm tryna do my work type shift" has been stuck in my head for hours I keep randomly saying "shake your dreads 😝"



Social media really got yall thinking 15 likes not alot.. Imagine 15 gorillas in your room tryna fck you.



Monthly reminder that you should watch Magic Mike XXL



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just thought about the 2 Legit 2 Quit music video again

is there any logical reason for the 2 Legit 2 Quit music video to be FOURTEEN MINUTES AND THIRTY EIGHT SECONDS LONG? a lot of people may say no. but I'm happy they gave MC Hammer 2.5 million dollars & 30 days to shoot this goddamn video lol it's hilarious



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Beans!!!

what’s everyone’s go-to meal choice for food at the movies?



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i think the reason women don’t want to date you is because you publicly identify yourself as a “WASP Woody Allen”

I think my life really changed when I, a nerdy and artsy guy, found out that nerdy and artsy women do not want to date nerdy and artsy guys



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thinking about sandwiches



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⋆˙⟡ ⋆.˚ ⊹₊⟡ ⋆⋆˙⟡ ⋆.˚ ⊹₊⟡ ⋆ Boost, if you see this post, needing $500+ by 11/5 finally back medicated & trying to feed myself メ૦, jzl.

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Boost, if you see this post, needing $500+ by 11/5 

finally back medicated & trying to feed myself 

メ૦, jzl.

I had never heard of them before today but I support 89 year old bad bitches being like "you know what? that's enough"

simonefiii's tweet image. I had never heard of them before today but I support 89 year old bad bitches being like "you know what? that's enough"
simonefiii's tweet image. I had never heard of them before today but I support 89 year old bad bitches being like "you know what? that's enough"

the kessler twins, btw

collectdust's tweet image. the kessler twins, btw
collectdust's tweet image. the kessler twins, btw
collectdust's tweet image. the kessler twins, btw
collectdust's tweet image. the kessler twins, btw


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theyre informing me he may not even be blasian

pharrell 67 years old and still think he different because hes blasian & smoke weed



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Hi, and thank you for your tweet! Unfortunately, we are no longer accepting this topic as viable discourse in 2025 or 2026. Thank you and good luck in future endeavors!

Ok new wedding discourse: would you invite someone you’ve slept with to your wedding? Would you be okay with your spouse inviting someone they’ve slept with to your wedding?



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They just look jirty

Ok new wedding discourse: would you invite someone you’ve slept with to your wedding? Would you be okay with your spouse inviting someone they’ve slept with to your wedding?



trimmed his nails?

Why has Lakeith Stanfield been looking good to me lately?



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check out the Kanopy app for movies, tv shows, documentaries— all you need is a library card to access it!

Reminder to check your public library to borrow stuff for free like video games, books/ebooks, movies (including digital/streaming), and possibly even free museum passes and other goodies



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(._. )... ( ._.)... it's time for a poll?


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"I made you short?" [gay screaming]


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Normal people: “I like this song.” Twitter people: “The eviction notice was on the door, the lights were off, her man cheated and she had nothing to her name but a Macy’s gift card and a shake & go wig.”



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Future shares that both of his parents missed his birth in a recent interview with Billboard “They just failed to show up.”

DailyNoud's tweet image. Future shares that both of his parents missed his birth in a recent interview with Billboard

“They just failed to show up.”
DailyNoud's tweet image. Future shares that both of his parents missed his birth in a recent interview with Billboard

“They just failed to show up.”


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