Simon Comley
@simonthetwit
Web, tech and SEO evangelist, over ambitious DIY nutter. Founder of PropertyEngine. Sidekick to the photography legend Jules Morgan.
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Saw @Trevornoah last night in Amsterdam. Totally had me and Jules in stitches with his Dutch observations.
Cannot believe how bad @Lemonade_Inc has been in dealing with our claim after being robbed. Saying the thieves were able to see our belongings “from the front” of the vehicle and under a board & blanket! Check the pic: 50 eur to anyone who can list the contents!
Doing DIY is such a tightrope walk. Right now I’m the hero because the new bathroom is nearly finished but I’m one leak away from being the villain. #diy #renovations
PM: How long is this going to take you? Me: No idea, I've never done it before. PM: Well what's your estimate? Me: Any estimate would be useless because I've no idea what difficulties I'll encounter. PM: But I need to put a number on the plan.
New t-shirts for sale. R150. Hit me up.
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The longer you work in tech, the stronger the urge to quit and start farming
Me trying to find the bathroom switch in the middle of the night.. 😂
South Africa is a simulation. This is example 1 689 635 568 why nothing is real in South Africa. MMC of Transport Kenny Kunene:
So... late last night, a friend called me in tears She just lost her copywriting job at a 1000+ person company The culprit? ChatGPT. This is a wakeup call to lawyers, accountants, consultants etc (read this to stay ahead):
My bicycle has needed a service for a while. Just found out they have bike service stations at the train stations in the Netherlands. This country keeps surprising me.
"utils" > I feel like this name is a bit vague, like it's going to just collect a bunch of random stuff. "core" > Ooh fancy!
How do you console an English teacher? There, their, they’re
Happy 12th Birthday Responsive Web Design! On May 25, 2010, web designer Ethan Marcotte published an article entitled "Responsive Web Design" in the online magazine A List Apart. webdesignmuseum.org/web-design-his… #WebDesignHistory
I wonder if the Dutch population is going to start battling with obesity as e-bikes become standard? I think there is an equilibrium between cycling and mayonnaise.
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