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Simon

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Walking the South West Coast Path, wild camping where I can.

When the US government finally get around to publishing the "Alien Invasion" information, I do hope it's not grainy 80s cockpit footage again. Once you've seen one video of a flying black blob you've seen them all.


Can those Sir's and Dame's who were knighted by the then Prince Andrew, claim a refund ?


I like how the BBC call Prince Andrew's systemic criminality a "royal scandal"; a bit like using a dessert fork during your main course.


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Someone slipped a dose of truth, serum, into Bill Gates drink when he visited the White House last night..


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“Dogs are our link to paradise... To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.” ― Milan Kundera


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Just a coincidence that the two would be Trump assassins where featured in a Blackrock Commercial.


Regarding Trump and Zelensky. What is more likely? 1. They held a botched peace talk in front of the world's press. 2. They fabricated a diplomatic reset to try and force a desired outcome. e.g. to encourage Europe to spend more on defence.


I am so glad Rachel Reeves built up a big war chest and got the UK economy ready for the upcoming war.


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Keir Starmer- Southport statement.


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This is total proof of how truly evil @elonmusk is!


Congratulations to David Beckham (and Kate O'Mara from Triangle) for winning the World Economic Forum Award 2025 for, “shaping society for the better”. See you at Davos. weforum.org/stories/2025/0…


Brewdog has the novelty of being the only beer that actually gives you a hangover whilst you are still drinking it.


If I worked in TV advertising I would always have people dancing in my adverts. Especially frantically dancing like a loon in inappropriate locations; like in the middle of the road or in the kitchen.


Orange Women Bad. Haggard Emily Maitlis.

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Haggard Emily Maitlis.

I am beginning to see a pattern in all these TrustATrader.com adverts: > Landscape Gardening Ealing. > Barbed Wire Fencing Liverpool. > Patio Specialists Brighton. > Rat Catcher Birmingham.


London Marathon

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When is the new Football Regulator going to be given an all expense corporate box at Man City ? 🤔


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