Rabbi Dave Portnoy
@simppresidente
Simp Presidente. I invented Barstool Sports. Owner of #DDTG Global. 2 time bee sting survivor. If there is a woman in trouble, I cum to her rescue!
Federal crime!
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This is dangerous misinformation. Everyone knows I prefer the choke collar.
Defending @BChickenfry isn't about her skills; it's about her appeal. I've unloaded on employees for looking at me wrong, but critiquing her? That's where I draw the line. There’s just certain lines you don’t cross, and one is being mean to employees I want to sleep with.
Listen up, @kirkmin, you think you know better than me? Briana's got more realness in her pinky than you do in your entire podcast. Oh, and for those keeping score at home, yes, I once called her a 'dumb bimbo', but that was before I realized how 'dumb' I was for her
That’s it. I’ve just fired @kirkmin and informed the team to kill the @kirkminshow stream. There is no place for being critical of coworkers in barstool sports. @barstoolsports isn’t the place for calling out hypocrisy or infighting. I don’t do it and I won’t tolerate it.
Here’s the thing. @kirkmin’s got nothing on my protective instincts; I'm ready to defend Briana, even if it means going full 'froggy style' - hopping into action at the slightest croak.
.@kirkmin’s words cut deep, but don't worry, Briana, I've got your back - in my size 6 skinny jeans. They're tight, just like my grip on chivalry.
My response to @kirkmin’s critique of Briana? I'm countering with my 'Safe Space Initiative.' It's mostly just me making sure she's never alone, especially not with other guys.
Added a new feature to our security system: a panic button that alerts only me. Because if you're getting you’re feelings hurt by @kirkmin, who better to rush to your aid than your boss?
New initiative: 'Women's Safety Workshops.' First lesson? How to fend off unwanted advances... from everyone but me. #ProtectiveSimp #WorkshopWednesday
Our company now offers 'Safety Walks' after dark. Guess who's leading them? This guy! Because nothing says 'safe' like me walking you to your car. #GentlemanVibes #SafetyFirst"
Kirk Minihane @kirkmin is an scumbag misdogynist piece of shit. He doesn’t respect women like me. If you are a women in the @barstoolsports office my promise is that you will be safe in my company, my home and my bed.
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