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#TheSimpsons #SideshowBob #TroyMcClure Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election? No, I did not. Kids, help.


#TheSimpsons #SuperintendentChalmers #PrincipalSkinner #ChiefWiggum And now, the 79th running of the race around the school. Gunn in the school! What the? Just, go.


#TheSimpsons #HomerSimpson #HerbPowell Forbes magazine called it “The Blunder of the Century”. Little overblown, don’t you think?

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Forbes magazine called it “The Blunder of the Century”. Little overblown, don’t you think?

#TheSimpsons #HomerSimpson Oh, Marge doesn't think I'm sexy. What am I supposed to do? Hmm... Suicide, eh?


#TheSimpsons #BartSimpson #ComicBookGuy #JohnCena #ThankYouCena John Cena? Wrestler, actor, rapper, prolific wish-granter?


#TheSimpsons #NelsonMuntz Are you all right, man? I think so. How about now? Ha ha! That was no accident. Shame on you, Nelson. Cram it, ma'am.


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I'd watch it.


#TheSimpsons #HomerSimpson #KrustyTheClown #ApuNahasapeemapetilon All right, I'll tell you a secret. My bagels are nothing but week old doughnuts. Who am I to point the finger? I once ran over a guy in a parking lot and dumped the body on a golf course. What a bombshell!


#TheSimpsons #HomerSimpson #TreeHouseOfHorror We can outsmart those dolphins! Don't forget we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel and eat shrimp, the glory hole and the pudding cup. I'm not gonna let a few hoop jumping tuna munchers push me around! Uh-oh.


#TheSimpsons #HomerSimpson #MoeSzyslak #BarneyGumble Uh, hello. You had a "Help Wanted" sign in the window? Yeah, I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery. Your job is to distract Barney until it's safely off the truck.


#TheSimpsons #BartSimpson And then I had this dream that my whole family was just cartoon characters, and that our success had led to some crazy propaganda network called Fox News.


#TheSimpsons #HomerSimpson Mom! Dad built a device that would be deadly in the wrong hands! And he's holding it!


#TheSimpsons Springfield Police - Cash Bribes Only

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Springfield Police - Cash Bribes Only

#TheSimpsons #BartSimpson #GrampaSimpson So, how do you know so much about American history? I pieced it together mostly from sugar packets.


#TheSimpsons #HomerSimpson Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.


#TheSimpsons #HomerSimpson My top 3 subplots in The Simpsons: 1. Homer selling sugar. 2. Homer and the Sea Captain’s all you can eat restaurant. 3. Mr. Sparkle.

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My top 3 subplots in The Simpsons:

1. Homer selling sugar.

2. Homer and the Sea Captain’s all you can eat restaurant.

3. Mr. Sparkle.
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My top 3 subplots in The Simpsons:

1. Homer selling sugar.

2. Homer and the Sea Captain’s all you can eat restaurant.

3. Mr. Sparkle.
simpsonsstuff89's tweet image. #TheSimpsons #HomerSimpson 

My top 3 subplots in The Simpsons:

1. Homer selling sugar.

2. Homer and the Sea Captain’s all you can eat restaurant.

3. Mr. Sparkle.

#TheSimpsons #HomerSimpson #MoeSzyslak #ArtieZiff “Half-Decent Proposal” Oh, guys, it was horrible. I saw Marge kissing a far superior man. Well, if it makes you feel any better, he's probably doing her right now. Oh, yeah. Make me the bad guy.


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