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If your "squad" consists of people you went to HS with intermingled with people who just graduated HS,we want different things in life.
So tomorrow kids, remember to play youtube videos on a loop of different religious leaders ready to accept you into the heart of {insert diety here} for one last minute shot at whatever it lands on when the earth bursts into flames #IMeanVote
It’s not white vs black, it’s everybody vs racists
Pls donate to my Go Fund Me, I’m raising money for training and awareness of breakfast place staff on how to spread cream cheese on a fucking bagel
and while we’re at it who is the COO of @Schiphol airport, because they clearly don’t do anything
Who is the COO of @AerLingus ? How do they still have a job?
going to pitch a tv show where i explain socially progressive concepts to my mom
So amazing seeing @tayorswiftii13 in Morocco! Wait is no longer cool to make that joke? Uhg, look what she made me do
living in amsterdam is 90% getting fucked up and forgetting where you left your bike and then being fucked up the next day having to look for it
well, i’m moving back home for the first time in 8 years so now i have to practice “polite” ways of explaining why I’m like this
A letter to Kanye Omari West. Over his own beat. 🤮
yes hi @kanyewest I’d like to formally submit my twitter feed as a résumée
what’s the income tax rate on bribes for your silence about the “president’s” extramarital affairs?
me flirting: well *hair flip* i’m actually 25 but i can pass for dead if you look directly at my soul
got told off for going to starbucks when i live in the land of fresh coffee and pastries like ok i enjoy 2 things in life: vodka and iced beverages preferably together but it’s 9 am on a wednesday i toned it down it’s called fucking respect, Glenn sorry your mom never loved you
It doesn’t matter who won the super bowl, it only matters that Tom Brady lost.
I take a lot of @BuzzFeed quizzes in the hopes it will trigger the self fulfilling prophecy like yes mindy kaling and corey haim will be my celebrity parents - but then it only works on the ones like “how dead are you inside” - which i got “fully” on btw, yup fully dead inside
If you listen to bodak yellow carefully enough you can hear everyone i went to HS with snorting lines to it
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