juck e. jeez
@slapperofasses
not a furry, but an animal person • biophile • commie with a 9 to 5 • they/them if you must, but I really prefer you don’t refer to me at all!!!
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*hooks thumbs under my big tiddies like a cowboy hooks his thumbs in his belt loops*
not a bitch alive can make me do 100% of my job today. Last day, baby, we’re doing 55% max
guy from the year 10,000 adding lead and microplastics to his meals for an anthropocene diet because ancient humans built the bass pro shop pyramid and the lost city of miami
A lot of cishet people started saying “partner” in this context because queer folks advocated for that as a means of cover and protection and it’s finally been becoming mainstream over the last 5 years. It is not appropriation, for the love of god.
One of my conservative homies from back home started finally getting pussy for the first time in his life and now he’s posting anti-capitalist memes
is Ben garrison coming out as a furry rn
One wild thing about the shooting in Brooklyn today is that train drivers helped folks get away, a victim called 911 when a cops’ radio didn’t work, and two doctors on the train helped with wounds until paramedics arrived. People helped each while cops let the shooter get away.
The notion of regretting a gender transition sticks with cis people so hard because they're terrified of the body horror of being left with permanent physical changes--or, as most trans people know it, dysphoria
THREAD. Today the New York Times responded to a mass subway shooting with a relentless string of copaganda. Let’s look closely at how the NYT used a crisis to boost police talking points and lies in some creative ways:
only price still the same is an ounce from my guy my real neighborhood hero
lol neither I nor the experienced rescuers I’m talking to can figure out the sex of my baby bird 😂🕊
It's really funny how America and the UK stopped investing in infrastructure in the 1980s because the free market will pave potholes and make the trains run on time and now literally nothing works and you cannot go anywhere or do anything but like 4 people are richer than God.
2022 so far is bringing home animals and trying to figure out how to monetize my autistic fervor to master my passion areas
going to the gym to say ooooohhh big stretch at everyone like they’re a cat
How's it feel that you can spend years studying, writing and practicing comedy but you will never reach the comedic perfection of a very large person walking an extremely small dog
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