~wåtérmëlôn~
@slaymelon
I am watermelon. tyler likes to drink me. y'all can call me queen melon. oh and the watermelon always follows back bc queen ~ run by @slayceffa
whatever happened to being a social melon?????????? bad me, bAD ME
OKAY SO I DEACTIVATED MY OTHER ACC BC IRL FRIEND FOUND ME BUT IT OK YOUR MELON WILL SOLVE IT, DONT YA WORRY
if i aint the most ghetto watermelon you've ever seen then your name is obama (and let's be honest it sure as hell aint)
I'm giving away 5 not cool bracelets! RT this tweet to win one!
and no one ain't wanting to be judged by queen melon herself, so y'all better go befriend me over on @slayceffa if you may (and you may)
my personal acc is about to hit 700 followers and if you ain't one of them, I am judging you and your melons.
1. slaymelon 2. 16 melons 3. someday 4. red, green 5. wATERMELONS 6. tyler's glass 7. @tyleroakley ofc, why even ask
it was twenty days ago, forgive me for my sins of being logged out of the real world (which is ofc the world of twitter, duuh)
this is like for real excuse you @JimsTweetings you can't just do that to a humble watermelon WE ARE FRAGILE BEINGS
why are you o many all of a sudden what the frick in my frackety melony frickster
with every new day comes a new opportunity to crave some watermelon. have a good day. I wish you luck in your cravings
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