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i've kissed your mother twice and now i'm working on your dad
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at rehearsals i said the buffy episode once more, with feeling is my favourite musical and everyone laughed. this is no laughing matter
my boyfriend said he wants to be wooed for valentines day but he's going to regret telling me that when he sees me dressed up as a ghost
bit of a leap to take girl hatred from this i know u love butts and loathe the bourgeoisie you probably like girls more than i do
i'm busty, posh and scantily clad. i could assume the role of lara croft. why was tomb raider sad? because her career was IN RUINS
conjugal always makes me think of conjunctivitis so a conjugal bed doesn't appeal to me even if my darling steven is involved
i'm at a yuletide party. the christians are upset at the topless pagans. i have holly on my mammary glands. holly is pointy. i regret this
bless u angela bless ur heart and bless your beautiful face i am blessed, BLESSED i tell u that you even remotely put up with me
i'm dressed as poison ivy from the cramps. i say dressed. it's a bikini and i'm using a guitar to cover my modesty. i'm closer to undressed
you always call yourself a babe but this is conclusive evidence that you are, in fact, a babe. i should have listened to you before
my friends have pestered me into having a birthday party tomorrow. i'm going to invite people who can't fish. it'll be OFF THE HOOK
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