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"If he's the kind of guy who would cut off his own dick, I'm glad he did."
"i'm looking for one in a shade that's more salmon, less buttfucking."
"If we don't rape their asses, are we going to ask them to fuck their grandmothers' pussys?"
So we're up to 3. I'd be drinking more, but the sopranos pinball is all I give a damn about in this world right now.
I'm gonna play "let's see how many beers I drink before my date gets here in qn hour."
I have to resist spending every penny I have on microbrews and pinball.
That awkward moment when you can't tell if the girl you're crushing on hates you or feels the same way... I love that.
My specialty as a Wizard is the Chilling Curse
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My dad hands me a stack of twenties for my birthday. I look him in the eye and whisper, "Drugs, please."
So I'm rereading HP6, and the worst part is that no one ever gets around to fucking anyone. Give me a fuckin' break! I remember being 16.
I don't understand wine coolers. You buy a 4-pack and probably don't even get drunk. Why then? Am I missing something?
Enjoying a latte and the less than thermonuclear weather at Arsaga's with @lakewalken
Watching the Olympic foot races, and all I can think is "Kunta Kinte."
#OntheScanner just now: "There's a transient drinking party going on." #maddog #oldE #40
No grandma I'm not having sex. I don't even like sex. I can't keep an erection with that gun in my face.
You mean to tell me you can wear stripper clothes while not stripping
Officially starting #keto and the worst part is no beer. I love beer. :(
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