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madame moon & her looney stars💫✨

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getting a solid gold tongue cleaner, to channel my inner sita devi


isn’t uttapum pretty much a gluten free paratha??¿


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DND: a lifestyle


lugging my laundry to the whole ass apartment basement…. i am too old for this


still mad that one of my movers took my weed….. ☠️


instead of the ABCs, my babies are going to learn ACABs 😌😌😌


fuuuuuck i’m so excited to be living close to my sisters again (even if we are still subways/bus rides away) !!!!!


wedding vibe will be a mix of sunidhi chauhan’s bollywood and lady gaga’s the fame monster


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The Age of Pleasure. 6/9. janellemonae.lnk.to/TAOP

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my spirit animal: the roach at mets gala


it is no surprise that the words indigenous and ingenious are so similar


it feels like a pre req of working for SFDC is to be a dud


holy fuck, papa don’t preach is coming to nd/ny???? am i living in a dream…


oh, so easy … silly me

slimeysalz's tweet image. oh, so easy … silly me

imagining me and kathryn doing a bharathnatayam dance for our reception………. i am crying lmao


desi clothes are the epitome of high class fashion. idk what drugs these colonizer designers are on, but your machine embroidered polyester is not worth my time🤧🤧🤧


every body needs fiber & every brain needs therapy


not me having a mental breakdown about my dead dog .002 seconds before joining a meeting … oof


senior pets were the best things that happened to me, but damn does it hurt when they die


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many people cannot see or feel magic. it is not your work to speed up people’s individuals journeys towards universal love .. we will all get there . if u are a soft and vulnerable soul feeling misunderstood in this dimension , make peace with this


don’t talk to me about leg workouts until you’ve practiced bharatanatayam


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