sex lives of college girls entire script
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tweeting the entire script of hbo max’s the sex lives college girls 👩🏽🏫👩👩👧👧🍻 /// next line every 2 hours /// @slocgframes
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“no, i meant rich people. they can be a bad influence.”
“that’s so offensive. i came here because its diverse. we’re from the whitest town in the world. dad won’t even eat tacos.” “someone say tacos? i can’t handle that today, my stomach is already a mess.” “no, honey, no ethnic food. i promise.”
[ rap music ] [ rich college kid steps out of fancy car ] “honey, you got to promise me you’re gonna be careful because you’re gonna meet all kinds of, um, new people.” “are you saying that because they’re middle eastern?”
“why don’t you go inside and just get yourself together. go sit in the car.”
“and i’m so proud of you. you’re such a special girl...” “honey, honey...” [ cont ] “i haven’t told you enough.”
“you’re the first Finkle to go to college.” “dad, i need to not to cry right now.”
“before we go inside, i just want to say… [ crying ]” “um, dad, don’t cry, please.”
“so should I throw Mr Busby away?” “no, mom, don’t be stupid. just take him home and put him on a shelf in my bedroom.” [ Bela kisses the bear ]
“four months ago i was an indian loser with cystic acne, sweaty armpits, and glasses. but with one Lasik procedure, an Accuntane prescription and medical-grade Botox injected into my armpits, i’m normal.”
“look that phoenix made total sense to me. Ben needed a change. he needed to transform his life with permanent physical metamorphosis. and so did i.”
“dad, remember when Ben Affleck got that giant back tattoo of a phoenix rising up from the ashes?” “is he ‘Manchester by the Sea’?” “oh, very sad film.” “that’s the other Affleck.”
“mom, i’m not bringing my teddy bear to college with me. i’m 18 years old, i’m in the middle of my reinvention.” “not with the reinvention again.”
[ sighs ] “look, beta, i brought a surprise for you to remind you of home. it’s Mr Busby!” “mom, are you serious?” “what? you love Mr Busby.”
“look, Jackie, i am dropping my daughter off at college today. that is the only thing that matters. oh, CNN? okay, yes, put them through. [whispers] sorry. [laughs] Jake Tapper. how you doin’, sweetheart? what am i commenting on today?”
“it’s just nice to spend time with you.” [ phone buzzing again ] “goddamm it.”
“i… i don’t know, i’m just happy you made the time [ phone buzzing ] to drop me off at school” “oh, okay, go on, honey”
“i mean, vermont? why’s it even a state? bunch of potheads making maple syrup.”
“essex college? did you have to pick a school that was 3,000 miles away from me?” “it’s almost like i did that on purpose.”
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