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Logan Cooper

@slogancooper

Listen I’m just winging it here

Am I the only person that procrastinates going to bed because I am already dreading how early I have to wake up the next morning?


Am I the only person that gets super triggered when people type the full email in the subject line?


Casually cried in the bathroom at work for .5 seconds today. Happy Monday everyone 🍻


At what point is it socially acceptable to decorate for Halloween? Because I’ve been trying to hold out for weeks already


I ordered Panera on Door Dash and they wouldn’t let me order bread as my side. So if anyone needs me I will be out causing a riot


Honestly is there anything more offensive than when you post a new selfie and your mom doesn’t fangirl? Like ma’am this is your literal job


I know so many people hate it, but I actually really love the musical episode of Grey’s Anatomy 😬 please don’t come for me


I have this sweet old man that keeps bringing me flowers to work and they are so cute and everyone needs this level of niceness in their lives

slogancooper's tweet image. I have this sweet old man that keeps bringing me flowers to work and they are so cute and everyone needs this level of niceness in their lives
slogancooper's tweet image. I have this sweet old man that keeps bringing me flowers to work and they are so cute and everyone needs this level of niceness in their lives

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Abortions becoming illegal doesn’t mean women won’t have them any more.. it means they’ll have them, but in a dangerous way which could risk their lives & health. This is something to be VERY concerned about!


I’m not at all emotionally prepared 😭

Save the date for Season 8, Nine-Niners. The final season of #Brooklyn99 arrives Thursday, August 12 on @NBC.



Today my mother reminded me of a vacation 13 years ago where @macy_adrianse and I only ate chicken fingers and grapes and she still thinks that’s the only thing I want while on vacation 😂


Every time my mom and I talk about my boyfriend she says “I can’t believe you’re dating a blonde” Can someone please tell me what that means????


Logan Cooper أعاد

I can’t imagine what I would do without the word “literally” in my vocabulary.


Logan Cooper أعاد

I have never opened Shazam not in a rushed panic


I spent 90% of today thinking it was Thursday. Someone kill me now


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“you’re good at _____, for a girl” is such a weird and backhanded thing to say, please never say it to me ever


I spent my whole day being absolutely exhausted, only to be wide awake when it was time for me to go to bed. Why am I like this?


I went to my allergist today and the first thing she said to me was “so you’re still a hot mess” okay ma’am I didn’t come here to get attacked


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