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Strawberry Kwanzaa

@slothoshi

ain't been the same

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 14 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).


Everyone getting hacked I'm bout to stay my ass off the internet lmao


Ever since I quit one of my jobs, I've actually been in a better mood lmao


Feel it in my plums.

#Scorpios have amazing intuition. We’re also overly suspicious 🤨 #scorpio #scorpioseason #scorpiomemes #scorpiofacts #teamscorpio ♏️🦂

ScorpioSeason's tweet image. #Scorpios have amazing intuition.

We’re also overly suspicious 🤨 

#scorpio #scorpioseason #scorpiomemes #scorpiofacts #teamscorpio ♏️🦂


I needa find me an anime cosplay egirl to ruin my life for a bit, I think I'm ready


I wish depression was a person cause at this point, it's on sight lmao


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I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! lots of love :)


As I'm smoking before work, I realized I haven't ashed the joint. I looked down and my shirt is covered in ash lmao gdi twitter


The last 3 times I saw @BaysideBand they toured w/ some of my favorite bands and now I get to see them AGAIN w/ @Thrice and I honestly can't wait lmao


I swear like half of my tax return has gone to food. But shit ya boy been eating good knowmsayin


That first piss after getting high is kinda magical


Working a job you hate in an industry that you love will really kill your passion. But shit money don't make itself.


I think I'd be more pissed if someone broke into my house and cleaned it instead of stealing. like damn dude I'm depressed not just poor lmao


Ass, grass, titties and cash


Dude. I want a Danny devito Gengar tattoo lmao

slothoshi's tweet image. Dude. I want a Danny devito Gengar tattoo lmao

That Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich hits every time.


If I get high and forget to do something, don't blame me, blame my plug 😂


I'm glad I work at a place where my boss doesn't care that I smog my car out every morning, I mean I'd do it regardless but it's cool that he doesn't care 😂


The bartender at my job was telling us about this drunk broad at the bar and kept saying she needed a ride home, asked me what I was doing after work and I replied "definitely not driving some drunk bitch home" and he walked away 😂


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