Nevaeh
@slut4pluto
You ever think about how you can’t unscramble an egg? Like that’s a permanent… that’s an irreversible decision. And who makes these decisions?
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I didn’t open up about this particular incident when it happened on this platform but I think I’m ready to do so now. Talking about it will help me work through it.
"let her cook" except it's me and my heated blanket turned up to the highest setting
My son asked if I could pack the same snack in his lunch again and I said, "Oh, wow! So you liked it???" He replied, "No, I hated it, that's why I want it again." It was quiet in the car for a second, then he added, "I'm working on my scarcasm." 🤣🤣
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I want to complain but they both seem healthy and happy so I can't
"We're adults now, we're now ready to do adult films".... proceed to choke & spit the first sip of the drink lol 😭😭
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my fav part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of fucked up new shit the psychos at Oreo have come up with
people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets
No babe your 10 minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more
This is by far my all time favorite 😭😂😂
my friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes which is exactly what i assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed
husband walking around the house singing Radioactive by Imagine Dragons for some reason but he’s saying “ready for action, ready for action” so I yelled IT’S RADIOACTIVE THE SONG IS RADIOACTIVE and he stopped and quietly said “you dont know. You’ve never imagined a single dragon”
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