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@sluttyshitposts

The unhinged delusions and ramblings of a sexy niche micro celebrity shitpost account owner | 18+ | collared 💍 I love my bf

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I just drank milk

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Unfortunately I don’t have the energy to make jokes on the internet lately due to the atrocities happening all over the world.


I made a new word it’s “legiterally” and it means legiterally


How life feels when you stop caring what people think

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Just shaved my bush 😔 #divadown


Bf just finished in me twice and is now cooking me breakfast in our apartment and whistling legend of Zelda songs. #blessup 🙏🏻


Me when I put a fork in the microwave on accident


Ya’ll not doing foot job Friday like me


Do they make friendship cockrings?


Its foot job Friday 😁


So just because it’s my fault you won’t take responsibility for it??? Wow.


Sorry for the absence of sluttyshitposts on your timeline. I’ve been moving into an apartment with the love of my life and going back to college. Hope ya’ll are taking care of yourselves and thinking of me 🖤


“I’ve lost my spark”-me “I’ll buy a taser”-my bf


The average human has less than one sphincter :(


Princess by birth, bitch by choice <3


Okay very funny. Who pissed myself??!!


Please for the love of god stop praying on my downfall. I can’t take this shit anymore 😭😭😭


I serve my cuntry


Just watched The Notebook for the first time. No one talk to me while I process my emotions 😭😭😭


Hahah and by it… I mean my jork


HAPPY FOOT JOB FRIDAY!


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