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daniella

@smithsdd

Call me sarcastic. I love it.

Foreplay should be mandatory.


Ugh spinning at 7.00 A.M!!!!! #cantbeatthis


Why is nothing ever simple. Jeez.


I really hate the word moist #gross


Men are knobs. With knobs.


Damn social niceties. I'm guessing its not ok to tell someone I can see their nipples poking out their top.


Making eye contact with someone whilst eating a banana is awkward. Do I put a show on? Do I ignore them?


I love it when men scratch their balls in public. And then rearrange their junk. It is such a turn on.


I'm not very good at this waiting game.


Getting behind the wheel = instant fury


The best way to pass the day - what wouldn't you do for a million. Turns out I have no standards or morals.


You can't rely on anyone #arseholes


I really don't have time for patience or tolerance.


I just told someone to keep the change, and internally said you filthy animal. Wish I had said it out loud.


Is more than a handful a waste?


Since when has it been acceptable to fart in public?


Some things make you wonder. You never really do know someone.


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