The Snatcher
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"'Sexiest' is great! But what excited me most was hearing I was alive." - The Snatcher On 'People' magazine naming him "Sexiest Man Alive"
me: so, what does that weird bird thing like? knives? hat kid: i guess so? yeah? me: i'll get him some knives then! hat kid: that's not-- me, already making a bouquet of knives: listen kiddo, knives are a good gift. trust me on this. hat kid: n
The next afternoon, Snatcher was still thinking about the kiss. Then, DJ Grooves walked in holding a microphone. "Hey, Snatcher," DJ Grooves said. "Hey, DJ Grooves." He paused. "Ever kiss another man before?" "Well, sure," DJ Grooves said. He then failed to elaborate.
Hey kid, ever try repressing your feelings? It's done wonders for me!
conductor: met a peck neck today, awful me: you looked in a mirror? conductor: someday ye will have to answer for yer actions and god may nae be so merciful
Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse, huh? At least you got two out of three right.
Got a new contract for you, kiddo! Try and beat Halo before these rubber bands crush your TV!
spectral contracts you son of a bitch idiot with your soul taken, no less! you wish you pecking wish you were me
me: time to eat rat poison! *eats rat poison* conductor: *eats rat poison* me: *eats rat poison* dj grooves: *hurriedly performs CPR on two people* me: *kisses him back*
me: how much for that weird yellow piranha? dj grooves: that's the conductor, darling me: i must have it
me: do gamers have rights? discuss. hat kid and bow kid, at the same time: no me: okay! great discussion, kids.
Hey kiddo. Just dropping by to let you know I pirated your movie. And I didn't even finish it.
WELL DONE! Please tell me they suffered. You murdered them, right? I bet you strangled them. Good girl! ~Ha ha ha ha~!
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