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Thou not only tellest sad stories of the death of kings, thou liv'st it.
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if my dog having 15 bandanas is wrong, i dont wanna be right
am i a psycho who buys my dog too many bandanas? yes, yes i am. does he look cute as hell in all of them? also yes.
me at 9am: when milo wakes up from his nap we're gonna take a bath! me at 12:15pm: when the fuck is this guy gonna get up.....
Got a covid test this morning and said to the nurse "sorry I'm deaf I can't hear you" and she went "no you're not" so guess I can hear now
"ohhh fuck this bastard has big hands. do it again." - my sibling, while I was shuffling uno cards
some of yall never played 1DreamBoy and its shows
Whoever runs the thermostat in my office is homophobic. I’m freezing
Any time I see a dude in a white shirt w a red tie I go in to fight or flight mode
Maybe I’ll start using this twitter again... who knows....
I saw a sign for organic waxing earlier but I thought it said organ cuz I’m a fool
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