Lauren with an H.
@soitgoes86
Awkward. Sarcastic asshole. Huge nerd. A little bit sassy. Godless heathen. Feminist. Anxious bipolar bear. Sweary pirate. Bad at commas.
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I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here
I have a VERY large Christmas sweater collection. I've worn at least 5 so far this month. And I get almost no compliments on them and it makes me very sad. 😭
I ran into TWO former roommates today. Unrelated rental situations and both ended very poorly. What are the odds? Maybe I should buy a lotto ticket?
Basil still won't let me touch her but she now tolerates me enough to follow me around and stare at me with some meows. She is VERY interested in what goes on in the bathroom. Making progress! Cori still hates me and exists in the cat dimension. I only see her every few days.
What a good baby 🥰
Pretty sure to brighten up just about anyone's day! One of our first videos we got back in 2019 when we started taking videos instead of photos on our trail cameras!
Had a dream I was trying to twist something off. Woke up right as I twisted my phone charger right off my phone! Luckily I was able to get it out of the port and the port seems undamaged. 🤦♀️
I need show recommendations please. I don't even know what genre I'm looking for. I have access to most streaming services. I prefer lengthier shows and ones that don't require a lot of brain cells.
Since the world is ending & it appears many of you are switching to mastodon... I went ahead & made an account. I added all the posts I could find but it was only two people. So if you are still interested in my sporadic and uninteresting posts add me! mastodon.nu/@soitgoes86
I just had to holler out "that's unnecessary!" to whichever of my ghost children was YEETING litter out of the box. I have a deep sided XL box. I don't know what I'm going to do about the litter yeeter(s). They have some really good range, like 3-4 ft! 😫
I keep forgetting about the cats because they do not wish to be perceived.
I have applied to adopt a cat. I received a response to my application stating they want to set up a zoom so they can "see the living space." Uh... my entire house is a depression nest. Technology is the devil! A cat will not care if my house is messy! HALP!
I keep seeing people tweeting "death con" and I don't know if I'm missing something or if so so many people don't know it's DEFCON.
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