Gordon Lightfoot
@someotha_
Ranked the 63rd smartest person ever. Wannabe southpaw. Humble. Freelance poet. Modern sensation. ‘04 avant alumni. Fringe Politician. Tweeter to Walls.
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Gonna tally how many times I call myself gay and retarded in a day
The EBUG concept is baffling. Push comes to shove you’ve got a 46 year old accountant that may or may not have played beyond the 8th grade.
I keep it quiet nowadays. Almost invisible. But when I have to yawn or dip into a low chair, I’m making sounds that you’ve never heard before. Loud, too.
Never in my life have I whiffed on so many sneezes this allergy season. Whatever have I done to deserve such torture? Am I not protected under the 8th Amendment?
We’re having a Sadam Summer™ this year fellas. Purge your circle of friends and family, find a bunker, and plot a war against Iran.
Dropping voicemail jingles for myself like a discount John Tesh.
I just got letterboxd - finally get to show off my film knowledge
Yes
I think the mages in Winterhold may need a hand tonight. Time to wake ye olde Dovahkiin up from his slumber.
Being homeless is essentially a job where you have no hourly wage but make tips from being good at sitting and making a cool sign. Doesn’t sound like a bad gig to me.
Prayer very important to this group, & it has been an honor this season pregame praying on the sideline w/ CJ Ham, Jordan Hicks, Harrison Phillips, Kirk Cousins & Adam Thielen. We pray all the time, no matter the setting, giving God glory for the grace/gifts He provides. #Vikes
Entering the New Year feeling like Pierre Marc-Bouchard’s brain
Wearing a grey t when it’s 80 degrees is so smart. I really thought that one through. What an asshole.
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