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Gordon Lightfoot

@someotha_

Ranked the 63rd smartest person ever. Wannabe southpaw. Humble. Freelance poet. Modern sensation. ‘04 avant alumni. Fringe Politician. Tweeter to Walls.

Fuck I’d play for Paul Maurice


Gonna tally how many times I call myself gay and retarded in a day


The EBUG concept is baffling. Push comes to shove you’ve got a 46 year old accountant that may or may not have played beyond the 8th grade.


I keep it quiet nowadays. Almost invisible. But when I have to yawn or dip into a low chair, I’m making sounds that you’ve never heard before. Loud, too.


Never in my life have I whiffed on so many sneezes this allergy season. Whatever have I done to deserve such torture? Am I not protected under the 8th Amendment?


We’re having a Sadam Summer™ this year fellas. Purge your circle of friends and family, find a bunker, and plot a war against Iran.


Is it PC to still pee in the shower? Was it ever?


Dropping voicemail jingles for myself like a discount John Tesh.


I just got letterboxd - finally get to show off my film knowledge

someotha_'s tweet image. I just got letterboxd - finally get to show off my film knowledge

Huge for the sport

someotha_'s tweet image. Huge for the sport

I think the mages in Winterhold may need a hand tonight. Time to wake ye olde Dovahkiin up from his slumber.


Being homeless is essentially a job where you have no hourly wage but make tips from being good at sitting and making a cool sign. Doesn’t sound like a bad gig to me.


Gordon Lightfoot reposted

Prayer very important to this group, & it has been an honor this season pregame praying on the sideline w/ CJ Ham, Jordan Hicks, Harrison Phillips, Kirk Cousins & Adam Thielen. We pray all the time, no matter the setting, giving God glory for the grace/gifts He provides. #Vikes

PAOnTheMic's tweet image. Prayer very important to this group, & it has been an honor this season pregame praying on the sideline w/ CJ Ham, Jordan Hicks, Harrison Phillips, Kirk Cousins & Adam Thielen. We pray all the time, no matter the setting, giving God glory for the grace/gifts He provides. #Vikes

Entering the New Year feeling like Pierre Marc-Bouchard’s brain


Wearing a grey t when it’s 80 degrees is so smart. I really thought that one through. What an asshole.


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