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Something Planet is a weekly comedy talk podcast featuring independent comedians, music, and sketch. John J Murray is a Comedian, writer and host.
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Something Planet Live: Room Temperature Taints youtu.be/jh2R8JoRBoE?si… via @YouTube
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Something Planet Live: Room Temperature Taints
Tiger Chair-Max Brooks- Exclusive Amazon Story Review @maxbrooksauthor kills it with this one! #bookcommunity #bookoftheweek #comedy youtube.com/shorts/6eV-Jq6… via @YouTube
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Tiger Chair-Max Brooks- Exclusive Amazon Story Review #comedy
In A Complete Bubble, by @somethingplanet open.substack.com/pub/johnjmurra…
I just bought some custom stickers from @stickermule. Check them out: stickermule.com/artworks/12674…
I don’t think its 👽 because Everytime people say “it’s aliens” the people that say it are idiots and then it’s not. However it’s likely that one day it will be 👽 and then we’re going to have to deal with the fact that the stupidest people we know were right about something once
Shouldn’t have @RepTomSuozzi figured this out like 2 years ago while doing opposition research? “A Con Man Is Succeeding Me in Congress Today” nytimes.com/2023/01/03/opi…
Guaranteeing 7 paid sick days to rail workers would cost the rail industry a grand total of $321 million a year – less than 2% of its profits. Please don't tell me the rail industry can't afford it. Rail companies spent $25.5 billion on stock buybacks and dividends this year.
Breaking: Oregon becomes first state to be only 50 years behind the rest of the developed world
Check out "Free Comedy Night Starring Brian Aldrich" eventbrite.com/e/free-comedy-… @Eventbrite
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Free Comedy Night Starring Brian Aldrich
Free monthly showcase featuring Brian Aldridge from Comedy Central
It turns out that the guy who hit Ted Cruz with a beer can is a gay prostitute that cruz promised to run away with.
Anyone who keeps sharing the stupid rumors that @elonmusk has a weird dick will have their account banned, and they arrested immediately. This is not a joke. His dick isn’t weird and anyone that says different is lying. #elonmuskweirddickrumors
Today I realized that whenever I’m reading anything by @jonronson that who I’m actually imagining is @iamjohnoliver. So I looked him up and it’s just Jon Oliver. Complete waste of time.
Apparently you’re not allowed to say @mattgaetz is a dumb piece of shit on Twitter
Matt Gaetz suggested abolishing the Veterans Administration healthcare system instead of improving it. Gaetz: “Why not abolish the VA?”
There you have it. If MAGA-Republicans win the House they will defund the police.
Is @jonstewart too short to date? Find out next time on Weak Dick Energy w/@TuckerCarlson
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