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Sons of Hansen

@sonsofhansen

Honoring hometown hero Chris Hansen by promoting family-friendly soccer in Mid-Michigan

This is really disappointing news. I'd always hoped to see this club grow up and mature into something beautiful.


If we were as forgettable as you're making us out to be, we'd be able to go to our favorite parks again w/o the Michigan DOC bugging us


True, but on the bright side, we all fit in one panel van for away days now!

Average season home attendance: 1068 in 2014, 900 in 2015, 644 this season. I see why they don't stream.



Great idea. We had something similar, but we don't anymore...for, uh, reasons #takeaseat


. @dwa22gr @MainStHooligan @SonsofRansom @GrandArmyGR Sorry, we're legally unable to have images like that on our computer for, umm, reasons


We can't be the only ones seeing this. This Cleveland merch is not appropriate for little supporters #ThatsAPenis

The 6CS Cleveland store is up and running. 6cscleveland.bigcartel.com Support Cleveland #OurCityOurHome @AFCCleveland

6CSCleveland's tweet image. The 6CS Cleveland store is up and running.
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Support Cleveland #OurCityOurHome @AFCCleveland


Excuse me, @TapThirty where do all the high school girls hang out around here? #haveaseat


Welcome to @LansingUnited Coach @natedmiller12 We look forward to lots of trolling in the future! #HaveASeat


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@NPSLSoccer @DetroitCityFC @NGSDetroit Thank you all for voting me SOTY.

SergeantScary's tweet image. @NPSLSoccer @DetroitCityFC @NGSDetroit Thank you all for voting me SOTY.

. @bjjasinski @PolskaKrolowa @Chad_Aiello @mamacass8253 @pirmas697 Coach Mark Christensen didn't have to warn his neighbors when he moved in


. @Chad_Aiello @mamacass8253 @pirmas697 @bjjasinski @MHKHogs @KilltedKen Michigan Stars Coach Mark Christensen is a nice guy, not a pederast


Hey Little Sons, tell your parents that this Friday's post #LanU match party at Subway has been cancelled.


We're not worried about attendance. It'll get better in 3 yrs during the #WorldCup when ppl care about soccer again

Nothing from Sons of LanSHIT, guessing they chose USMNT tonight.



Not entirely true. We just aren't doing as much supporter outreach since our misunderstanding at Chuck E Cheese

Fun fact. For every "my first game" tweet the united RTs, their attendance suggests the previous was several hundred parent's last. - Padre



Be careful, young ones, the new @SOR_989 account may be a troll. They don't even know how to spell Ransom

sonsofhansen's tweet image. Be careful, young ones, the new @SOR_989 account may be a troll. They don't even know how to spell Ransom

Serious question, if @MBROWN84 isn’t scoring, what the hell are we paying him all that money for?

#LanU's five goals have come from five different players this season: Austin Dunn, Stephen Owusu, Jason Stacy, Matt Rickard and Cholo Petit.



. @WesternFrontGR @grandrapidsfc @AFCAnnArbor @LansingUnited Like distance restrictions from public parks, GLPL games mean nothing to us.


. @boysinrouge Hey, we’ve got free candy in our van. Get in and I’ll give you some on the ride to Chuck E Cheese #LanUpickuplines


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