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New career goal: "powerball winner"


Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome


Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, because I have my own problems to solve. - Sincerely, students


Bitch, don't text me while I'm texting you, now I have to change my text.


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"We accept the love we think we deserve." - Stephen Chbosky


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"No person has the right to rain on your dreams." - Martin Luther King Jr.


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"What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality." - Plutarch


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"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare


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"A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business." - Henry Ford


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"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein


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"When you are tempted to give up, your breakthrough is probably just around the corner." - Joyce Meyer


I have so many texts, so many calls, but the only one I wanna hear from, is you.


I may look calm, but in my head I've already killed you 3 times, AND hid the body.


So I'm invisible to you now? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.


I hate math, but I love counting money.


My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.


Sorry I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do however want to set fire to all your stuff.


All you really need in life is good food and wifi.


My brain is 80% song lyrics.


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