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funny smart cute annoying pseudo-pretentious probably autistic struggling freelancer ✌🏾 V @/roe-higgins, $roeyrboat

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I made a joke comparing depop resellers to landlords... multiple articles written, death threats from depop sellers, even menswear guy hated me

g0thgoblin's tweet image. I made a joke comparing depop resellers to landlords... multiple articles written, death threats from depop sellers, even menswear guy hated me

New birthday song just dropped

15 years ago today, Sufjan Stevens released Futile Devices



Guys trying to catcall me thinking I'm a girl is actually terrible but also insanely funny


Question for the culture: can you be a performative male if you're gay


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in grad school, i wrote 17 pages of a 25-page article from ~7pm - 4am. got a 98, was urged to submit it to a conference, got into the conference. at the airport, had a morning bloody mary, missed my flight, talked my way onto another airline, made it in time to present. no AI!

"How am I supposed to avoid AI when I've procrastinated on a paper" with a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies



What they don't tell you about getting a bigger butt is that it leaves you with less space for your dick


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I used to be a night owl but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.


I think the only person in the world that's slower than me is my mom


Anyways I read this earlier today and... yeah! open.substack.com/pub/drdevonpri…


Fell asleep for a few hours woke up again it's been an hour and now my brain's doing the thing

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soy_eboi's tweet image. Fell asleep for a few hours woke up again it's been an hour and now my brain's doing the thing

I need a teddy bear. And/or a cat. Watch this space


This being maybe the best ad for sunglasses ever

🔴 New official photo of Joseph Quinn for a Versace sunglasses campaign.

joequinnhq's tweet image. 🔴 New official photo of Joseph Quinn for a Versace sunglasses campaign.


Starting to enjoy substack a lot lot more than this app


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🚨 BREAKING: Israeli bombardment on Gaza continues to this moment.


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who’s ready for drowning in your own melancholy and despair autumn

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lynchinist's tweet image. who’s ready for drowning in your own melancholy and despair autumn
lynchinist's tweet image. who’s ready for drowning in your own melancholy and despair autumn
lynchinist's tweet image. who’s ready for drowning in your own melancholy and despair autumn

We need to completely destigmatize psychotropic medicine everywhere


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INTERCEPTED AGAIN!!!

🆘The Conscience Boat and Thousand Madleens to Gaza — part of the Freedom Flotilla Coalition — have just been intercepted! Please share! Please keep your eyes on the Flotilla!



There are old white women in tennis skirts walking around at 8 am and my mom has the audacity to say our neighborhood still isn't safe


My thing about annotating physical books is, like, how would the book feel about being highlighted and written inside of???


The homoracial politics of a white guy roofieing a black guy


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