Joseph Mama 🐀
@spacesexdragon
A struggling artist, a self-employed drizzle hype man, a jester, and a clown walk into a bar. What’s a shitpost?
Ah! You see, this “May I meet you?”, it is brilliant because it is so stupid. This is the correct stupidity. People say it sounds formal. Good. That is the point. “May I meet you?” is clumsy, yes, but clumsy in the way a real encounter is clumsy. You stumble. You look like an…
POV people from post-ussr countries when they read what westerns write about the ussr and communists
Ah! You see, this miserable little document, this so-called date-me doc, is our era’s most honest pornography. It pretends to be romance, but what is it really? It is no longer the trembling hand on paper, the confession of desire. It is a spreadsheet of desire. “I am ready. I am…
🇩🇰🇪🇬 Men are simple creatures. Egyptian Foreign Minister Badr Abdelaty was gifted a LEGO set of the Great Pyramid of Giza by the Danish Foreign Minister during his visit for the Grand Egyptian Museum’s opening. Look how happy he is.
The utter irony of Putin and Trump meeting soon in Budapest to jointly seal Ukraine’s fate should not be lost on anybody. This is the very same city where the US, the UK, and Russia came together 31 years ago to give Ukraine ironclad assurances that its territorial integrity…
how a computer science guy sees the world.
I showed a brilliant American friend a map like this once. She looked at it quietly, then asked, “What am I looking at?” She wasn’t being cruel - she simply didn’t know. She has the luxury of not having to. But for millions of Ukrainians, these aren’t just symbols on a screen.…
BREAKING: Russia is conducting a massive strike on Ukraine’s energy infrastructure and residential areas. In Kyiv, a residential high-rise was hit, and several districts face power outages. Russians are launching ballistic missiles. Kyiv Mayor reports numerous casualties.
I WISH people talked less about #RussianFuelCrisis, FOR this happens across ALL RUSSIAN cities. TO GET fuel, people have to wait in lines, and it's an all-around FUCKED situation
❗️Can everyone please STOP using the hashtag #RussianFuelCrisis because it is causing HUGE tailbacks all across russia. Causing people to panic buy which makes the situation EVEN WORSE. So 🙏 DON'T retweet and DON'T use the hashtag #RussianFuelCrisis ever again!!
It breaks my heart what Vladimir Putin is doing to the people of Ukraine. I was there for three days/two nights and I experienced five air alerts. First alert was while @andrii_sherman was teaching me about the air alerts app.
If you have anxiety, try scheduling your worry time earlier in the day so it doesn’t interfere with your sleep.
Trump struggled to walk in a straight line as he went to greet Putin
We're building ramps in Lviv, Ukraine. The work that the local team is doing is exceptional. Here' they are at work and the same location after completing. The ramps are basically invisible. Feel like they've always been there. Follow along on @rampupteam
Російські військові часто називають зґвалтування та знущання, які вони чинять на окупованих територіях, «стосунками». Вони купують постраждалим подарунки чи обіцяють «захист». Але насправді – використовують повну залежність і страх, щоб отримати те, чого хочуть⬇️
I want my coding agent to believe EVERYTHING that @DrizzleORM says
Anduril had people/hardware in Ukraine two weeks into the invasion. Our autonomous weapons have destroyed hundreds of millions worth of Russia's war machine. The United States should give them the tools they need to win. It is the fastest path to peace, one way or another.
Today I remembered an early wartime meeting with @PalmerLuckey. Steady, kind, and clear — like Tanjiro in the face of darkness. Grateful he chose to stand with Ukraine. His company’s growth is proof: good people build strong things.
Allow me to go just one step further.
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