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🚨Spaceship Alert🚨

@spaceshipalert

Endlessly announcing new dangers on the final frontier. A bot made by @AlexBlechman

Peril problem! The theoretical dinosaurs are hacking our hydroponics lab!


Priority siren! The meatspace gangster is dismantling our space dojo!


Panic siren! The morphing digital cowboy is annihilating our time machine!


Radio emissions reveal that the disintegrating seductive Andromedan space station is sabotaging our brig!


Carbon dating techniques triangulate that the nanotech terracotta warrior is duplicating the deflector dish!


Captain, the electronic probe is liquefying the sufficiently advanced technology indistinguishable from magic!


Commandant, the annihilating genetic psychic being is phase shifting the hydroponics lab!


Captain, the vaporizing solar ship is lasering our alien zoo where humans are kept in captivity!


Admiral, the microbial mobster is devastating our desalination plant!


President, the messianic infecting gamma rays are sabotaging our docking port!


Neutrino scanners detect that the hostile civilizations are absorbing our genetic sequencer!


Captain, the enslaving hacking clones are destroying the ramscoop!


Radio emissions warn that the extraterrestrial probes are dismantling our tractor beam!


Overlord, the reflective absorbing ships are morphing the giant floating head in a tube!


Neutrino scans estimate that the planetary deoxygenating starships are invading our pod bay doors!


The atomic clones are lasering the engineering deck!


The enslaving malevolent smuggler is vaporizing the transporter room!


The magnetic messianic probe is infecting our shrink ray!


The diurnal slime monsters are exploding the transistor!


Scientific models warn that the interstellar androids are deoxygenating the android!


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