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why in god’s name is frankenstein (2025) an oscar nominee
last night a girl at the bar said “your boobs” and i said “thank you”
need to stop being so serious gonna start tweeting riddles
the SS26 couture trend is corset bodices with open backs and rounded necklines
everyone i’ve spoken to who studied/ works in computer science thinks LLMs and the AI craze are dangerous 🤷♀️
i would like you all to stop pretending the gemini ai overview is some kind of source. the other day it tried to crash my browser by going “hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello…” infinitely research papers don’t do that
An extremely rare pink platypus spotted by a fisherman in East Gippsland in Australia.
ladies you are not watching heated rivalry for the plot
drunk texted my classmate to ask where he gets his vapes in montreal cuz this cigarette thing may be getting out of hand
these egg donation ads… i do not want to pass my god awful genes onto a child but girl… $8000? i want $8000. maybe if the kid had REALLY good parents who have lots of money but don’t spoil their kids? idk girl the odds would be stacked against that baby
life is beautiful the passenger sitting across from me on the train who’s been gradually eating a whole pie over the last 2 hours just offered me a Labatt Blue
bestie freaked me tf out texting me gibberish on her date i thought she was pocket texting me from a hostage situation
i like to smell my man armpit like a flower
nothing says “everything’s gonna be okay” like a negative preg test <3
i love getting excited about activities to do with my boyfriend the next time he visits me hehehehehe
is it just me or do u guys get those acid shits that burn ur hole otw out
my life is just doing the mise en place. like i’m always dicing smt. there’s always smt to dice
so glad i’m not addicted to cigarettes so i can keep smoking them forever
politicians & world leaders are like that god awful roommate i had for a month who took up all the space in the apartment and taped wires along the floors everywhere and kept breaking my stuff and eating my food and screaming at me
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