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Elder millennial. Mom to a dog. QA engineer for fun and profit. Likely tweeting from bed.

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Sorry I’m late, but time is a terrible burden I don’t understand


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me: gender is a construct also me (to my dog): look at you big strong boy. you're a tiny sir. who is the little man? it's you!


you can pry my pumpkin spice latte from my cold dead hands. it is the only thing standing between me and early onset seasonal affective disorder

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but I am le tired…

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Happy 5 year anniversary to the photo frames sitting on the floor of my bedroom waiting to be hung up "when I get a minute".


Galaxy brain idea: Meghan Markle should run for President in 2024 ✅first female president ✅ first woman of color president ✅ first First Husband ✅ first Royals in White House ✅ popcorn.gif


Can't wait for this memoir

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Someone just asked me if it’s true that ADD meds are more addictive than heroin. I’ve forgotten to take my ADD meds for the last three days in a row. If you can forget you’re addicted to heroin then yeah, it’s probably the same thing.


i will always RT this

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking


Since it appears religious belief now outweighs any other rights in the US, I am starting my own religion: Uterustarianism. It is now officially against my religious beliefs to be denied access to abortion, contraception, or other reproductive medicine. Sorry 💅 #RoeVWade


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#RoeVWade #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights #WomensRights #SCOTUS There is a complexity in the decisions a woman makes when the situation is impossible to fix. Women should be treated like humans.


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disney made turning 16 such a big deal i turned 16 and my life went to shit


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