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Mallory

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i want to look like a holographic donkey

I saw The Substance last night in a full theater. Let the big dogs die. Let them use AI models to create content no one wants, let them think they can know what people desire, meanwhile, humans will continue to manifest dreams and fantasies through film


Sometimes I think back on my ‘20’s and wonder how I can be the same person who was almost killed by infectious bacteria they picked up in a heart shaped jacuzzi in Virginia Beach


Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is a four star spaghetti western. Puss In Boots and Pinocchio, two kid’s films, have been the best things I’ve seen in theater this year


Some days, going into my therapist’s office feels like the hardest walk of my life. When I struggle to talk, a few sentences can be more insightful than 50 minutes of pure chatter. We sit together in soft awkward quiet. It’s modeling patience, tolerance, acceptance.


I can tell when my partner has been using my desk because I’ll find a disgusting blue ink Bic Round Stic ballpoint pen on it. I don’t mind them using my desk, but to flagrantly leave garbage on it like that?!


Thank you to the Wawa employee who told me he liked my drip and put adequate cream cheese on my bagel today


Taking my son to the movies, only to see a picture of Schopenhauer hanging up inside Pinocchio’s chest cavity


I dissed a guy 23 years ago and he’s been cyberstalking me since then. I’m impressed by his dedication to being a total loser, a grown man who can’t get over a teenage girl telling him to fuck off once two decades ago


How can rent in Richmond be so high when we don’t even have one of those Targets with escalators for your cart?


Turns out I’m a 10, but only at a Bigfoot Convention


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i don't want to start any blasphemous rumors but i think that god has a sick sense of humor and when i die, i expect to find him laughing 🎶


Somehow therapy is making me appreciate Shakespeare. At one point, I joined a reading group, wanting to really get it. I’m re-reading Hamlet rn. “I could be bound in a nut-shell, and count myself a king of infinite space were it not that I have bad dreams” slaps my core


150 minutes of Oscar Isaac combing his hair


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