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“Is this anything??”

splendaca's tweet image. “Is this anything??”

So what I’m reading is: fuck the termites, then marry the rodents

splendaca's tweet image. So what I’m reading is: fuck the termites, then marry the rodents

Did those people in The Birds ever figure out in the end that they all just had bread in their pockets?


An incredible recital dance suggestion from a 13 yr old student at the Connecticut dance studio I teach at where the show theme is literally NYC

splendaca's tweet image. An incredible recital dance suggestion from a 13 yr old student at the Connecticut dance studio I teach at where the show theme is literally NYC

is this Ferris wheel going 300mph

splendaca's tweet image. is this Ferris wheel going 300mph

If I didn’t know musicals and I looked at them alphabetically, “Annie Get Your Gun” is what I assume would be the very dark sequel to “Annie”


Remembering to check off all my period tracker app emotion boxes in the middle of a PMS breakdown >>💪

splendaca's tweet image. Remembering to check off all my period tracker app emotion boxes in the middle of a PMS breakdown >>💪

incredible movie moment for clumsy me, who chose to sing “slipping through my fingers” while doing the dishes


tried to come up with a standard, generic name today as a hypothetical for the sake of a story and genuinely all I could think of was “Toe”


showing my Connecticut born bf Gilmore girls for the first time & all he cares about are what all the geographical locations could possibly be based off


The 2002 movie Like Mike except it’s 20 years later and it’s called Like Muk and it’s about me getting shocked by a lightning bolt and inheriting all of the gooey capabilities akin to the Pokémon Muk then sponsoring the local orphanage


some guy on the street just called me a “f*cking alien” & when I got home & looked in the mirror at my green shirt, giant sunglasses, & funny hair, realized he absolutely meant I ressemble a lil cartoon martian

splendaca's tweet image. some guy on the street just called me a “f*cking alien” & when I got home & looked in the mirror at my green shirt, giant sunglasses, & funny hair, realized  he absolutely meant I ressemble a lil cartoon martian

my friends and I wanted to take a coordinated BeReal but they wouldn’t all load at the same time so we posed with our phones & pretended lmfaoo got em 🤣


Drinking out of one of those plastic cups that your saliva clings to for dear life iykyk


Cackling at when I accidentally inserted a giant ghost cursing Memoji into the body of a professional email

splendaca's tweet image. Cackling at when I accidentally inserted a giant ghost cursing Memoji into the body of a professional email

being sad at night is cool fun AND original


starting a web series* *performing short musical excerpts for the spider in my shower


Good Morning is such a cute phrase I say it any time of day all day idgaf


chaotic subject line from dad this morn

splendaca's tweet image. chaotic subject line from dad this morn

to me, wood has gluten


i have so much to do and yet miraculously ive been lying face down for 2 days straight


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