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slow motion over no motion 🐢

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When you ask an emploid if they wanna go day drinking and they hit you with that W2 stare


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smoking on that shit that made the Master Chief


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"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

What level of adulting have you reached?



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hopped on madden and threw 2 fresh toasted italian steak & cheese with extra lettuce and mayo first two drives and closed the game immediately


they don’t even be behind the counter at the movie theater entrance no more


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Why is every burger a smash burger now? Let a boy be thick damn


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Born too late to buy gold at $2 Born too early to be the moon citizen Born just in time to be replace by AI and witness WW3

le.hlから

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BREAKING: Mexican cartel drones breached U.S. airspace near El Paso, Texas; drones disabled



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Sony Pictures to release Spider-Man 4 on May 6, 2011.



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Jesús no era asquenazí. Jesús no era sefardí. Jesús no era mizrají. Jesús no era talmúdico. Jesús no era sionista que mataba a gentiles en nombre del establecimiento de un etnoestado judío. Jesús era de la familia de David, de la antigua tribu de Judá. De hecho, tenemos dos…


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chicken so tender it's raising my cane


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Bum ass country get off our ice🦅🦅

USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸

NBCOlympics's tweet image. USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸


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I don't want AI. I want resealable cereal bags and the light in my eyes back.


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Estar en tus 20s esta cabron porque quieres salir con chicas y tu competencia es el HOMBRE ARAÑA

Tobey Maguire is dating a 20 year old. There is a THIRTY year age gap between them.

zoomyzoomm's tweet image. Tobey Maguire is dating a 20 year old. 

There is a THIRTY year age gap between them.


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WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

The Canadians Women’s hockey team had NEVER been shutout at the Olympics… before today 😳 A truly DOMINANT performance by the Americans to win the group 👏🇺🇸

BR_OpenIce's tweet image. The Canadians Women’s hockey team had NEVER been shutout at the Olympics… before today 😳

A truly DOMINANT performance by the Americans to win the group 👏🇺🇸


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smoking on that shit that made microsoft excel


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