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Ask not for whom the blues call, they call for thee


I will never not call Oneohtrix Point Never “Ohnotrix”


A good cover band name would be U2Too


I love how AI programs can create worlds in minutes yet Microsoft Word still can’t handle a bulleted list


What was Carmen Sandiego even doing


No one loves tweeting more than a dude with SWITCH TO BLUESKY in their name


My favorite part of pharmaceutical commercials are when the VO is like “don’t take barchiizy if you’re allergic to pilktuvy or granchell.”


The McLaughlin Group would be an incredible band name


No one buys more food at the grocery store than someone at the beginning of their four day beach trip


Why does Godzilla eat like trains and buildings, does he have pica


Me every morning

Brewing a fresh pot of coffee and getting ready to break some hearts.



Is there a 33 ⅓ about John Cage’s 4’33” and is it just blank pages, guys I hate this site I just don’t know where else to go with my thoughts


That “Footprints” poem suddenly makes a lot more sense

some fire today from @FoxBodie! "Jesus was big, like really big. Take and eat; really, it was but crumbs from His little finger, the blood just a drop. When carrying the cross, He actually rivaled Paul Bunyon in size." havehashad.com/hadposts/big-j…



I bet the first couple of rows in the A Little Life stage play are a splash zone #literature


I know the worlds saddest story is supposed to be Unworn Baby Shoes but my submittable page is really giving it a run for its money


It would be cool if there were a second person working at literally any post office


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Awesome way to gather foliage for your nest 👇

How armadillos gather foliage for their nests



You expect us to believe that no one in that whole town had the same shoe size as Cinderella? C’mon.


Bill Clinton using “Don’t Stop” as a campaign song has to be the most boomer shit that’s ever happened. I mean besides the climate crisis and economy and all that


Once I invent a french fry that reheats it’s over for all y’all


This is very very good.

that perfect mix of weird and funny and emotional today from @jmaclyons!! "In the food court where the tables are shaped like convertibles, my dad and I speak for the last time. But it’s not like either of us know this." havehashad.com/hadposts/in-th…



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