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Matt

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I love it when I get what I wanted #nipplesforchristmas


Build a man a fire and he will be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life


#thatakwardmoment when u eat Chinese go to the bathroom and there's shit on the floor


Its better to give than receive, especially when your giving #nipplesforchristmas


#thatakwardmoment when your beard is longer that your hair


Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them they die


So did she get a dog to replace her dead grandma? #toosoon


Built a whole deck out of wood glue #smart


I don't always use #franksredhot but when I do, it makes everything taste the same


A beard is like a scarf..... For your face


Done college, time to do nothing with my life #treedick


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