Jonathan Wood
@sqlFlipFlap
Memphis Tigers, Memphis Grizzlies, St. Louis Cardinals fan.
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Dear @Xfinity, this is why I'm changing ISPs. I just wanna watch my show. I guess it's a good thing I don't work remotely anymore.
Just a reminder: if you want to endorse a check that doesn't have your name on it, deposit it into your account, and suffer no consequences, just make sure you bank with @USAA. They'll actively refuse to cooperate on your behalf
Wish I knew why my mobile deposit to @FirstHorizonBnk was rejected
In case you've forgotten, fuck @PayPal. After fraudulent charges to my debit card, I had it canceled. I'm trying to transfer money to my checking account to prevent overdraft fees while the bank is sorting everything out, but I'm unable to transfer to my account w/o a card.
Last week, garbage pickup didn't happen until late afternoon. Today, we've had it twice before 9:30. Everything okay, @BartlettTNGov?
Was just telling my roommate I hoped they would foul @mconley11 while shooting a buzzer beater 3 so he could sink 3 FTs and send it to overtime like the boss he is. And those motherfuckers did it. And he fucking did it.
Well, today I'm shutting down my @Paypal account. After stealing money from me and refusing to even listen to me, they tell me to fuck off. I recommend anyone else who can do the same. I know they don't give a shit about me, but to facilitate and execute theft? That's just shitty
Stress balls were the fidget spinners of the 80s. That is all.
I just earned the 'Heavy Weight (Level 9)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1070886587
I just earned the 'Middle of the Road (Level 5)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1047556993
I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1047556992
I'm working video at church this morning, and I told our director, Clay, that I'm an F-tier character. He told me "You're Hulk to me. You're The Thing to me. You're Mr. Fantastic to me." I love that guy.
Yeah we heard of bears too 🐻
Whoever wrote this joke for #TheQuarry should be promoted immediately and given all possible game awards. It’s … just perfect. 😚👌 @2K @SuperMGames
Draymond Green is so hell bent on convincing people that he's not the dirtiest player in the NBA (which anyone with sense can clearly see) that he's still trying to drag the Grizzlies through the mud. It's sad, it's pathetic, and it's starting to get old. Like Draymond.
I'm about to play @LeagueOfLegends to get away from the toxicity of social media. That's sad.
Kyle Anderson was ejected for 1/16th of what Draymond Green does every single game.
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