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Michael Ezzell

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@ECISolutions Platform Engineer, AWS Community Hero, Stack Overflow Raconteur. Opinions my own.

#TeamKentucky is extremely fortunate to have @GovAndyBeshear at the helm during this crisis. Comments near the end of today's news conference were exactly what I've come to expect and appreciate: No politics, just solid leadership. youtu.be/STb942TqWNQ?t=…


We're traveling incognito, keeping it subtle so nobody will guess where we're going. #reInvent2019

sqlbot's tweet image. We're traveling incognito, keeping it subtle so nobody will guess where we're going. #reInvent2019

It's difficult to overstate what a big deal this enhancement is. AWS Global Accelerator can now give your Application Load Balancer a pair of static IP addresses that work transparently — without source NAT.

New – Client IP Address Preservation for AWS Global Accelerator - aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/new-…

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I wonder if this could be an inadvertent admission that Oracle Cloud is indeed IaaS for Dummies.

sqlbot's tweet image. I wonder if this could be an inadvertent admission that Oracle Cloud is indeed IaaS for Dummies.

It warms my cold, dark DBA heart to see someone use their superpowers for the good kind of evil, like this.

Want a cool trick to stop people using SELECT * ? Add an illegal computed column to the end of the table definition.

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Add an illegal computed column to the end of the table definition.


Spoilers in this episode: @WhereML is far more clever than I imagined... and @jrhunt pronounces "EXIF" with 4 syllables, not 2. #AMI

Had a great time chatting with @simon_elisha about @WhereML on the @awscloud podcast! Check out the episode here: s.randall.bot/2VECl9d Makes me miss Melbourne!

jrhunt's tweet image. Had a great time chatting with @simon_elisha about @WhereML on the @awscloud podcast!

Check out the episode here: s.randall.bot/2VECl9d

Makes me miss Melbourne!


I can't exactly say that I'm disappointed to be the first-ever gold tag badge recipient for my all-time favorite #AWS service... #CloudFront stackoverflow.com/help/badges/87…


New response to the "How can you call it 'serverless' when it still runs on servers?" crowd... "You'll never believe what's inside a 'bladeless' fan." 😂🤯 youtu.be/eEaUHrIuWCI

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AWS Heroes at #reInvent are wearing gold necklaces & are eager to connect! If you see them around this week, make sure to say hi.

AWSEvents's tweet image. AWS Heroes at #reInvent are wearing gold necklaces & are eager to connect! If you see them around this week, make sure to say hi.

Arrived in Las Vegas for #reInvent. Please remain seated with your seatbelts fastened for the new service and feature announcements.


ICYMI #CloudFront now has support for websockets and a "retry failed requests at an alternate origin" feature. I'm officially giddy, and #reInvent hasn't even started, yet. aws.amazon.com/blogs/networki…


CloudFront distributions include free 2-minute deployments. #AWSprime


Get 'em while they're hot. Fellow procrastinators, take note: my order is now placed, and your excuses for further delay are dwindling fast. 😅

Only two days to go before the 2018 Last Week in AWS charity T-shirt goes to print. All proceeds benefit @StJude. customink.com/fundraising/lw…



Me, months ago: (finds unrecognized power cord behind TV that doesn't belong; searches brain, scratches head to identify what possible device it could go to; gives up; puts in "safe place") Also me, now: (finds device; cannot imagine having failed to recognize its now-lost cord)


My sweet little guy "sqltot" had his official first day of preschool today. #ActuallyAutistic

sqlbot's tweet image. My sweet little guy "sqltot" had his official first day of preschool today. #ActuallyAutistic ❤

ICYMI: #AWS #CloudFront Lambda@Edge now supports in-flight access to HTTP POST/PUT request body payload in request-side triggers. docs.aws.amazon.com/AmazonCloudFro…


Spoiler alert: to understand the title of this episode, you have to mispronounce "AWS" in the same way the Amazonians tend to mispronounce "AMI."

This week I sat down with @jeffbarr for a chat in episode 20 of “Screaming in the Cloud: The Wizard of AWS.” screaminginthecloud.com/episodes/2018/…



Apparently, someone *really* doesn't like the sound of equipment cooling fans.

sqlbot's tweet image. Apparently, someone *really* doesn't like the sound of equipment cooling fans.

Being a good son, I thought I'd call my mother on the way home from work to say hello. I knew I needed to do *something* to start the process (like, oh, I don't know, pressing the On-Star 📞 button), but all my genius brain could suggest was to start by saying, "Alexa..."


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